Jun 11, 2017
Lemon thyme porkchops, Parmesan risotto, and some garlic Parmesan peas
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Lemon thyme porkchops, Parmesan risotto, and some garlic Parmesan peas
Mozzarella stuffed pesto pizza monkey bread with home made pesto sauce complete!
update: i got the cute chef's number
If I ever have a tv show, my tagline is going to be, “That's going to make your ding-dang stand up.”
- Chef Dan
You ass-faces better keep my flour section clean or Imma eat your babies. It's very simple.
- Chef Dan
me: Chef, Meshe says to text Don about the speed rack. I assume you know what she means.
Chef Dan: A speed rack is when boobs go really fast. Clearly.
me: Chef, I'm going to the Maj, do you need anything?
Chef Dan: Little hot brown women. Immediately. If you find any, just send them to me. Now, I don't mean little as young, like I don't want to take care of anyone.
me: Ok, I gotchu, Chef.
Chef Dan: *chuckle. No, I don't need anything, thank you.