HAPPY BIRTHDAY @thepigsgettingangry!! I wrote this cheleanor earth au for you and I hope it doesn’t suck too much so you can enjoy it. I love you!
Oh my lord, they had sex! Tahani could see it the moment the two of them walked through the door. Eleanor had a way of telling the world she slept with someone without actually saying it. Her cheeks glowed bright, her smirk held more mischief than usual (maybe even a bit of shyness), her chest was puffed out with pride, and her feet had a confident stride. Chidi, on the other hand, was the epitome of professionality. He walked in the same way he always did, and she would never had noticed anything amiss if it weren’t for the embarrassed grin and the loving eyes he gave Eleanor when she turned back to smile at him. Tahani always prided herself on being able to tell when two people had engaged in a dalliance, but this was just ridiculous. Even Jason turned to her with a scrunched eyebrows and puckered lips at their odd behavior. If they couldn’t fool him, they weren’t fooling anyone.
Eleanor did tell her yesterday that the two of them were going to be having dinner together, but she figured it was merely friendly or philosophy based, at least that was how Eleanor implied the idea. But she guesses now how wrong she was, if Chidi’s warning look to Eleanor was any inclination. Tahani looked back at Jason and pursed her lips to keep in an unladylike snort, no matter how strong the urge was.
“Mornin’ guys,” Eleanor said to them, much more casually than natural. She flopped in the chair across from Tahani and planted her feet on the table. “Great morning, isn’t it?” Eleanor punctuated that by serenely closing her eyes and releasing a blissful sigh. Tahani and Jason didn’t dare to say anything while Chidi hung his jacket on the back of his chair.
“Good morning everyone, hope you guys had a nice breakfast,” Chidi added, sneaking a wink at Eleanor. Oh my god, she’s blushing. Tahani didn’t doubt the kind of breakfast they had.
“Oh, I had quite the filling breakfast! Eleanor, I’m sure you were quite… filled this morning, were you?” Oh, she just couldn’t help herself. The sight of both their eyes wide and frozen limbs was just too delightful not to pass up. And she didn’t miss the panicked glance Chidi threw at Eleanor. “With breakfast?” They let out big sighs in relief and Eleanor was quick to nod her head in affirmative.
“Yes! Yup, I had an awesome breakfast this morning, it was… delicious” she said with nervous chuckle.
“I’ll bet.” At Tahani’s words, Chidi grabbed everyone’s attention by clapping his hands together with a awkward laugh of his own.
“Okay! Let’s talk about something other than breakfast! Michael and Janet informed me that they will be running a little bit late, so we’ll just hang out a bit before they get here. How about a card game?” Jason fist bumped into the air and pulled out his playing cards. A smart move on Chidi’s part, Jason and Eleanor are always trying to convince him to ditch the lesson and play poker, this is the perfect distraction. But Tahani’s never been very fond of poker.
“I can shuffle them,” Chidi offered. Jason threw them to Chidi and he catched it with ease.
“Sure you know how to shuffle them properly?” Eleanor teased with a coy smile. Chidi tried to frown but his smile kept shining through.
“Eleanor, it’s really not that hard,” Chidi said, but she placed her hands over his before he can fully shake them out of the box. Tahani watched their eyes lock on each other’s and could practically see their pupils form into pink hearts. What fools.
“It’s a lot harder than it looks, babe.” She bets they didn’t notice her slip up. “But I can teach you if you asked.” Chidi didn’t have time to reply before Jason slammed his hands onto the table. Tahani jumped out of her skin at the startling noise and was about to scream her displeasure when Jason pointed a finger at the two of them.
“YOU TWO HAD SEX!” He screamed. Tahani was still shaking from the loud noise and pressed a hand over her heart. She barely registered Chidi’s horrified “What?!” and smacked Jason on the chest.
“Jason! You scared me half to death! What is wrong with you!”
“Woah, woah woah. What makes you think we had sex?” Just in that moment, Janet and Michael made a commotion of walking through the door mid conversation, effectively silencing the four of them. Michael stopped in his tracks when he saw all of them staring and frowned in confusion. But, as quickly as he stopped, his eyes lighted, his jaw dropped, and he pointed past herself at Eleanor and Chidi.
“You guys had sex, didn’t you!” He yelled and Tahani clapped in excitement. Eleanor threw her hands in the air and laughed incredulously.
“How?” Chidi stuttered and dropped his head into his hands. Foolish darlings. She hoped she’d get to plan the wedding.