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[text] He’s mine and Mags’. You remember Mags, right? From Bart’s? Yeah. - UB

[text] We were drunk And experimenting. This happened. There were misunderstandings. This is the first time I’ve seen her since then. - UB

[text] This is my first time meeting him. Help? - UB

[Unsent] I don’t

[Unsent] What

[Unsent] You’re actually doing this over text right now

[Text] Did you know about this? Him?

[text] Asking for a friend. -UB

[Text] It’s Tuesday, Hatter. Need me to come over? -AB

[text] I can't remember what it's like to sleep. How do you live?- UB

[Unsent] Carefully

[Text] Stubbornness. -AB

[text] The internet's unclear about the actual pros and cons of cats with babies. Thoughts? - UB

[Text] Don’t let the cat smother the baby and I’m sure they’ll be fine -AB

[text] He literally pissed all over me while I changed his diaper. Is that normal or is he feeling vindictive? - UB

[Text] Is he even capable of being vindictive at this age

[text] Wonderland, how do I know what his favourite colour is? - UB

[Text] I assume when he’s old enough he’ll tell you. -AB

[text] Is it Monday? - UB

[Unsent] Well if that’s not a reassuring text

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