#cherrycapturedwolf

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Syaoran: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands

Sakura: that’s impos-

Syaoran: (cups Sakura’s face)

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Kero: You’re not programmed to feel joy.

Yue: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Kero: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Yue: Yes, I know.

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Kero: Can I offer you a carrot reading?

Sakura: Uh, don't you mean tarot?

Kero *pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them*: No.

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Kero: [pulls back curtain while Sakura is in the shower] Kero: Sakura-chan-- stop screaming, it’s just me-- I have a question

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Yue: Sakura-chan ran off and nearly got herself killed! All because you couldn't control her.

Kerberos: Since when is looking after Sakura-chan my -

Kerberos: Oh

Kerberos: That's exactly my job, isn't it?

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Kero: Due to circumstances beyond my control-

Syaoran: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

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Fanren: Sakura-chan, would you do me the honor of becoming my sister-in-law?

Syaoran: Did you just propose to her FOR ME?

Fanren: Someone had to do it, Syaoran!

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Sakura: Ah, Syaoran did the dishes. Kero: How do you know I didn’t do them? Sakura: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with the key.