14, Dazai and Kunikida?
Kisses meme
‘I don’t have the words right now so here’s a kiss’
Maybe one day Kunikida will have a normal, quiet, uneventful day.One day maybe everyone will be done with their damn paperwork in time. Maybe one day nobody will be late, nobody will cause some damage out in the city, nobody will get shot out there, nobody will piss off the Port Mafia (no, Atsushi can stop with the Akutagawa started it part of it, because Kunikida couldn’t care less about who started it), and nobody will cause a mess from the office either.
And maybe one day Dazai will not be sprawled across his desk either.
This was not that day.
“Get off my desk.”
“Kunikida-kunnnn, I’m bored.”
“Sucks to be you. I have things to do thought, so get the hell off.”
Dazai grinned, which never meant anything good.
“Honestly, Kunikida-kun, you do realise I could make jokes out of at least three things you said right now?”
Slam. It was easy to throw Dazai off the desk, and just sit down.
Not that easy to ignore him when he was back on his feet, purring into his ear again.
“Come onnnn, you know this can be more funnnn~”
Sometimes, there were no words. Sometimes words does not work. Sometimes you just have to kiss Dazai to make him shut the fuck up.
“Leave me to work.”
And Dazai was grinning again.
This is gonna be a long day, Kunikida could tell












