Reasons why I should be Leia and Han's child
I love them both unconditionally and never ever betray them, turn to the dark side or kill either of them
I would cuddle them all the time, family cuddle sessions would be a daily thing, and that includes Chewie and Luke
I wouldn't let an empty, dried up testicle turn me to the dark side
If I had the force I'd use it to gossip with Obi-Wan and get things I'm too lazy to get up for and that's mostly it
My lightsaber would be a sweet purple and I would use it to make toast
I would be absolutely chill with just hanging in a spaceship flying from place to place for political meetings/whatever. Just gimme a book or game and I'm cool
If I was trained by Luke I wouldn't do anything to make him want to kill me
Even if I did get super angry or whatever, I wouldn't join the dark side because Fuck Them
I wouldn't idolise Anakin
I'd idolise Padmé because she was amazing and deserved so much better
I would respect them and make them "World's Best Mum/Dad" mugs
I wouldn't throw a tantrum and kill a bunch of kids
This is my application to be a Organa-Solo-Skywalker, thank you for your consideration please pick me