Heyo! If you have time may I ask for some headcanons on Chocobros being de-aged or turn small / chibi and how they'd react to S/O cooing over how cute and squishy they are? Please and thank you!
You want chibi shit? I give you chibi shit! Chocobros as chibis are fucking adorable. Chibi is good shit.
You can’t tell but I’m actually happy. Seriously. I curse when I’m happy.
I think.
Tagging mah senpais to show that I AM BACK: @roses-and-oceans @amicitonia @gladiolus-mamacitia @bespectacled-girl
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~Noctis~
-Noctis is annoyed.-Seriously, of all the spells that was placed on him, he just had to get the three day shrinking one. -Three days were long, but not to you. -He probably turned eight shades of red as you cooed at him, coddled him, played with him, yada yada. -He mad. -He so mad.
~Prompto~
-Prompto is the only one of the group who is somehow okay with this. -Dude’s not happy, obviously, but he’s just so small and cute and how can you not love this dork? -But it gets a little problematic when you almost accidentally squash him. -He’s a little flustered, but when you show him your chocobo doll that’s about the same size as he is, he’s okay now. -you actually play dolls with him. He’s the doll, of course, and you try to rescue the king chocobo from the barbaric raiders of Niflheim. -Don’t act like you wouldn’t.
~Gladio~
-He’s pissed. -See, Gladdy’s got this weird thing called a hero complex. -He can’t stand when he’s weak and if he’s the size of a gerbil, he’s automatically weak, at least in his eyes. -At least, he thinks so until he gets it in his head that he can still kick a daemons ass even when he’s three quarters of an inch tall. -He made you promise not to tell anyone that you saw him screaming in terror as he ran for his life and how you had to step in and save him. -You told everyone.
~Ignis~
-He’s chill-Seriously, that’s all I can say for this guy. He’s chill. -He also tries to see if your doll house furnishings can work. They obviously can’t, but he seems to think he can fix that?-HOW????-But he makes it work and cooks the most delicious chibi sized dinner that you can’t taste because it’s so small. -HOWWWWWWW??????
~Bonus: Ravus~
-FEAR ME! -How dare you talk back to me, I AM A PRINCE! -What-what are you doing? Stop that! STOP THAT, I SAID!
