#chicaneagememnon

[yeah-dogg]

-- yeahDogg [YD] began pestering chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 17:43 --

YD: YO YO YO!

YD: ARE YOU READY?

CA: depends on vwhat im supposed to be ready for.

YD: TO GET

YD: VERBALLY ANNIHILATED IN A BATTLE OF RHYME!

CA: heh, as if you could annihilate me.

CA: im a professional musician and youre...

CA: vwhatevwer you are.

YD: I'M SQUAREWAVE DOGG!!!

CA: yeah, just some nobody.

CA: im not interested in vwhatevwer youre selling.

YD: LET'S PUT THAT TO A TEST IN A BATTLE!

CA: no thanks, im pretty sure this vwould be vwasting time i could be using vwriting music.

YD: AW, DON'T BE LIKE THAT! RAP IS AN ESTEEMED LEVEL OF MUSIC DOGG!

CA: that all depends on vwhos claiming this.

YD: THE MUSIC GODS! ALL CELESTIAL AND SHIT!

CA: that claim is pretty offensivwe to my beliefs and i cant believwe you vwould hurt me like that.

YD: MY BURNS ARE UNCONTROLLABLE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW BETTER! THEY ALL I GOT TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP!

CA: uh, vwowv? back up there, tiger, im just offended, im not burned.

YD: A BURN'S A BURN!

CA: no, a burns vwhen you say something clevwer and it makes your opponent rethink their life, offensivwe stuff is vwhen you say something that opposes someone elses belief set. its like trying to burn a man of religious faith vwho believwes moocowvs are holy that hes eating moocowv meat for dinner.

YD: DAMN THAT'S CONFUSING!!!

YD: SHIT I GOTTA PROCESS THAT!

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: PROCESSING.

YD: OK I GOT IT.

YD: I GOT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!

CA: good, and get it memorized or something.

YD: OK GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!

CA: vwhat?

YD: WE'RE GONNA SLAM IT DOWN!

CA: no, vwere not.

YD: SHIT, MAN! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?

CA: did you miss the part vwhere i said im busy?

CA: because i am.

CA: normally i vwould LOVWE to jam vwith you. i mean, its kinda my think?

CA: *thing

CA: but i havwe an album i need prepped by like...

CA: the end of the vweek.

CA: so yeah.

CA: no can do.

YD: OH SHIT!!! AN ALBUM!

YD: YOU BEST BE RAPPIN!

CA: im not rapping, ill be performing slampoetry from the depths of my soul.

YD: THAT'S A TYPE OF RAPPING BRO!

CA: no, its not. its an art that i happen to hold some mastery in. if you vwant to check it out, buy deeph<3rts first cd today.

YD: I AIN'T GOT ANY MONEY BUT YOU CAN TALK TO D-STRIZZLE!!!

CA: thats youre loss and not my problem.

CA: *your

YD: AIGHT! SICK!

CA: anyvway, i gotta get going.

CA: lots of stuff to take care of.

YD: NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE A BATTLE OF THE AGES DOGG!!!

CA: yeah ill jot that dowvn in my planner.

YD: SWEET YO!

CA: bye then.

-- chicaneAgamemnon [CA] ceased pestering yeahDogg [YD] at 19:56 --

[artifactualannihilation]

[09:18] -- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 21:18 --

[09:18] AA: hey there

[09:18] AA: hows it going

[09:21] CA: vwell hey there.

[09:21] CA: they could be going better, but its not too bad.

[09:21] CA: vwhos checking in on me?

[09:24] AA: oh im aradia

[09:24] AA: nice to meet you

[09:25] AA: and youre that one guy, right? the one that's so important to our whole ship and everything?

[09:31] CA: yeah thats me alright.

[09:32] CA: its nice to meet you too, aradia.

[09:32] CA: you here for some looking?

[09:32] CA: at yours truely?

[09:34] AA: obviously not since im just messaging you right now

[09:34] AA: but i wouldnt be opposed to that

[09:34] AA: in the future maybe

[09:35] CA: oh really, huh?

[09:35] CA: vwell then, cant resist my charms can you?

[09:37] AA: oh absolutely not

[09:37] AA: ive been watching from a distance for a while now

[09:37] AA: and i just HAD to finally speak up

[09:44] CA: vwowv really?

[09:44] CA: its almost like fates brought us together.

[09:45] CA: maybe ill evwen vwrite you a song.

[09:47] AA: ooooooooh wow

[09:47] AA: would you really?

[09:47] AA: because i would just LOVE that

[09:47] AA: i guarantee it

[09:47] AA: :)

[09:50] CA: vwowv a fan.

[09:50] CA: maybe you vwould vwant to join my band too.

[09:51] CA: vwere in need of a drummer.

[09:52] AA: is that so?

[09:52] AA: i don't know about that

[09:52] AA: i cant play the drums

[09:52] AA: but i COULD be

[09:52] AA: a groupie

[09:53] CA: vwell groupies are pretty good for getting up a fanbase.

[09:55] AA: you know what else groupies are good for right?

[09:55] AA: ;)

[09:59] CA: something a bit...

[09:59] CA: risque?

[10:01] AA: you know it

[10:01] AA: youre so smart i knew youd figure it out

[10:02] CA: vwell then, the sooner vwe can get dowvn to business, the better!

[10:04] AA: im a little busy right now, but maaaaaaaaybe ill have to see you soon!

[10:04] AA: youre not opposed to dates or anything are you?

[10:05] CA: vwhat? of course not.

[10:05] CA: vwhat kind of guy vwould i be if i vwerent up to dating?

[10:09] AA: youd be a guy that's a waste of my time if you werent, thats who

[10:09] AA: so what do you say, handsome?

[10:12] CA: hell *fucking* yes.

[10:12] CA: nowv all i need to knowv is vwhen.

[10:14] AA: hmm

[10:15] AA: you free tomorrow?

[10:15] AA: i have a feeling that i should be free tomorrow sometime

[10:15] CA: yeah im totally free.

[10:15] CA: vwant to meet by the pool?

[10:15] CA: its about the only sort of romantic place on this ship.

[10:16] AA: yeah that works

[10:16] AA: just make sure you message me beforehand

[10:16] AA: so i know to come meet you and get ready for you

[10:17] CA: vwell sure i can do that.

[10:21] AA: alright, sounds good cutie.

[10:21] AA: try not to get too excited waiting aroun dfor tomorrow, alright?

[10:21] AA: around*

[10:21] CA: i should be saying the same to you.

[10:23] AA: oh don't worry, ill be trying to distract myself with anything i can just so im not thinking about you all night

[10:31] CA: vwell then, dont hold yourself back too much.

[10:31] CA: if you dream of me thatd just add so much juicy icing to the cake.

[10:31] CA: vwery.

[10:31] CA: juicy.

[10:31] CA: icing.

[10:35] AA: icing's not juicy, what the fuck.

[10:35] AA: i mean

[10:35] AA: yeah, youre right!

[10:35] AA: i can only hope i dream of you

[10:35] AA: its the only way ill be able to stand the wait

[10:38] CA: vwell my eyebrowvs are vwaggling up a storm.

[10:42] AA: oh i 8et they are, mine are doing the same

[10:42] AA: *bet

[10:42] AA: hahahaha oops

[10:43] CA: vwell nowv, seems like vwe havwe more than a fewv things in common here.

[10:45] AA: oh yeah?

[10:53] CA: you just used an 8 there.

[10:53] CA: i use 8s too

[10:55] AA: oh

[10:55] AA: that was just a typo

[10:55] AA: i don't actually use them

[10:55] AA: but 8s are really cool

[10:55] AA: theyre the best number out there

[10:56] CA: yeah, they really are.

[10:57] CA: so shall i let you go so vwe can get all good and prepared for our date tomorrowv, then?

[10:59] AA: yeah, that sounds good

[10:59] AA: but arent you going to give me YOUR name?

[10:59] AA: i mean i already know it, but come on

[10:59] AA: rude

[10:59] CA: oh right you can either call me beef vwellington or the propheteer.

[10:59] CA: id prefer propheteer.

[11:01] AA: ........are you fucking serious

[11:01] AA: ooook

[11:01] AA: "propheteer"

[11:01] AA: ill talk to you tomorrow then

[11:03] CA: yeah im looking forvward to it.

[11:03] CA: bye then.

[11:04] AA: later ;)

[11:07] -- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] gave up trolling chicaneAgamemnon [CA] at 23:07 --