[05:18] -- effluentBalatron [EB] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 17:18 --
[05:18] EB: dave! holy shit!
[05:18] TG: yeah
[05:19] EB: i!
[05:19] EB: don't even know where to start. :/
[05:27] EB: could you help me out here, maybe?
[05:27] TG: with what
[05:28] EB: with what the heck he said to you? because you never actually told me.
[05:28] EB: i am really confused.
[05:29] TG: same stuff he says to me all the time
[05:29] TG: how i fuck everything up
[05:29] EB: what, that you're not good enough because you're not from his timeline?
[05:29] EB: that too.
[05:29] EB: well first of all: you don't???
[05:29] EB: and second of all...what does this have to do with me?
[05:30] TG: how i do nothing but fuck around and wallow in my own shit rather than actually keep in contact with people
[05:30] TG: when i do its just not as often but whatever
[05:30] TG: it doesnt matter
[05:30] EB: for fuck's sake.
[05:30] EB: of course it matters.
[05:31] EB: you freaked out back there. real bad. and you seemed really upset. at me specifically.
[05:31] EB: and i couldn't say anything because m'tism but now i want to talk about it.
[05:32] TG: im not upset at you jesus
[05:32] TG: why the fuck would i be upset with you
[05:32] EB: i don't know but you definitley were!
[05:32] EB: or if not at me, at least about me.
[05:33] TG: im upset with myself
[05:35] TG: as bird me pointed out i apparently didnt care enough to know you had a boyfriend
[05:35] EB: oh...
[05:35] EB: that....
[05:35] EB: dave, that's so dumb.
[05:35] EB: i am the one that could've told you i had a boyfriend.
[05:35] TG: cuz im so self absorbed in my shit
[05:35] EB: you're not self absorbed!!!
[05:36] TG: depends on whose opinion you value more
[05:36] EB: dave sprite just has a really spiky stick up his ass becuase all his friends from his timeline died horrible deaths.
[05:36] EB: oh my god. are you serious?
[05:36] EB: yes, i am friends with dave sprite. stop throwing it in my face.
[05:36] EB: you know what i value?
[05:36] EB: the truth.
[05:36] TG: im not throwing anything in your face dude
[05:37] EB: AND THE TRUTH IS.
[05:37] EB: obviously.
[05:37] EB: that it's not your fault becuase you are not self absorbed.
[05:37] EB: you have a wife and a daughter, and a job.
[05:37] TG: can we even say i have a job anymore
[05:37] TG: im still on leave
[05:37] EB: that's not the point.
[05:37] EB: we all have a job, and the job is surviving alternia.
[05:38] EB: and saving lives!
[05:38] EB: and you know what, the even bigger point is like...
[05:39] EB: i am a dumb shit and i don't think to tell any of you guys anything?
[05:40] EB: but it doesn't mean i don't care.
[05:40] EB: i mean, jesus! you guys are the entire reason i came aboard in the first place.
[05:40] TG: i never thought you didnt care
[05:40] TG: ever
[05:41] TG: no one is questioning your actions
[05:41] EB: but i am saying, it's not just your fault either. that we don't talk as much.
[05:41] EB: sure, i wish we talked more but i never told dave sprite that i blamed you for it.
[05:42] EB: look, he's you but he's still a scared kid. and he doesn't know what it's like to have a family. me and rose and jade were all he had.
[05:42] EB: so i guess to him the other stuff doesn't matter as much.
[05:42] EB: just becuase i am friends with him doesn't mean i belive him about everything.
[05:42] TG: you dont gotta tell me how 18 year old me felt
[05:42] TG: i know
[05:42] TG: im well aware
[05:43] EB: dude, i am trying to
[05:43] EB: i just wanna talk to you.
[05:43] EB: climb off my dick, please.
[05:48] TG: i tried to have a normal conversation with him but it didnt happen
[05:48] TG: barely got into a sup
[05:48] EB: he's a huge douche to you, because you're you. we both know that.
[05:48] EB: but it's something else if you actually let it effect how you feel about our friendship.
[05:49] EB: i love you and jade. and i love dove. and i love rose.
[05:49] EB: that's all i care about.
[05:49] EB: all this other stuff...it's bullshit? it's nothing?
[05:49] TG: then tell that to him
[05:49] TG: cuz hes going to keep shoving it in my face
[05:49] EB: it's not my responsibility to do that!
[05:49] EB: like sure, i will. but his problem is with you.
[05:50] TG: yeah i got that
[05:51] EB: okay. i dont' feel like anything i am saying is getting through to you.
[05:51] EB: maybe because you're guard's still up.
[05:51] EB: i get it.
[05:51] EB: let's just talk later when you're less of an asshole.
[05:51] TG: dude come on
[05:52] TG: i dont have any defense left in me
[05:52] TG: maybe thats why i cant handle it when someone is in my face telling me what a fuck up i am
[05:52] TG: and providing examples
[05:52] TG: i understand that you consider me as a friend and youre not mad at me
[05:52] TG: and you dont blame me
[05:53] TG: i believe you
[05:53] TG: but hes just the self deprecation of 18 year old me right in my face
[05:53] TG: and john i
[05:53] TG: i cant fight it
[05:55] EB: i know. i know.
[05:55] EB: i am just really fucking frustrated.
[05:55] EB: because there's nothing i can do to help.
[05:55] EB: i can't help either of you.
[05:55] EB: and you're not the only one that feels done.
[05:56] EB: with what's happeningwith jade and with us about to land on earth like, idk, dude we gotta keep it together.
[05:57] TG: yeah
[05:57] TG: i know
[05:57] EB: like, dave sprite has a problem with our friendship? he's full of shit, fine. we've established that.
[05:57] EB: but let's just talk more anyway.
[05:57] EB: 'cause we both want to.
[05:57] EB: and then he can't say shit.
[05:57] EB: and we'll take care of jade and we'll be fine.
[05:57] TG: ok
[05:57] EB: ok, for real?
[05:58] TG: yeah
[05:59] EB: and btw, i don't know how he found out about the
[05:59] EB: boyfriend thing...
[06:00] EB: i mean, it's true but i didn't tell him that either.
[06:00] EB: i think he spys on me.
[06:00] EB: i mean i wasn't keeping it a secret or anything, i just...jeez.
[06:00] EB: i wanted some time to get used to the idea.
[06:00] TG: so who are you mackin on
[06:00] EB: oh my god...
[06:03] TG: when did you figure out you liked kissing boys
[06:03] TG: are we going to talk about this
[06:04] EB: yes.
[06:04] EB: eventually.
[06:04] EB: right now.
[06:04] EB: ...we're doing it.
[06:04] EB: mmm...
[06:05] TG: uh huh
[06:06] EB: shut up.
[06:06] EB: it's just weird for me, okay?
[06:06] TG: what happened to the whole telling me stuff
[06:06] TG: newsflash its not
[06:06] EB: i know it's not weird for anybody else, i just know it is for me
[06:07] EB: it's dumb, stupid, ect. but idk that's just how it is.
[06:08] TG: not if he makes you happy
[06:08] TG: mystery guy
[06:08] TG: who romances you with petals on the bed
[06:08] TG: trailing to your door
[06:08] EB: there's no!
[06:08] TG: and some cheesy ass saxophones
[06:08] EB: there's no kissing and no bed, there's no saxophones, stop.
[06:08] EB: it's a pale thing.
[06:08] TG: well you could have said that in the first place
[06:08] EB: okay there might be kissing in the future, but we are taking things slow.
[06:09] EB: yeah but...
[06:09] EB: mm. it's a pale thing with him.
[06:09] TG: oh
[06:09] TG: so you like him more than that
[06:09] EB: no, no...
[06:09] EB: i mean like...
[06:09] EB: as far as the whole
[06:09] EB: i guess "bisexual" thing goes.
[06:10] EB: i guess getting into it with him made me reconsider some things and be like "oh fuck, i guess i like dudes too". basically.
[06:10] EB: yeah, that sums it up pretty well.
[06:10] TG: cool
[06:11] EB: yeah.
[06:11] EB: well.
[06:11] EB: that's it.
[06:11] EB: i guess it's not that complicated. or shocking.
[06:11] EB: and it shouldn't really be a big deal.
[06:11] EB: i figured you guys would just figure it out on your own, idk.
[06:11] EB: i didn't want to make a big deal of it.
[06:15] TG: its not a big deal dude
[06:15] TG: youll get used to it or whatever
[06:16] EB: do you like, know that from experience?
[06:16] EB: i know your thing with karkat but like, did it ever make you question things?
[06:17] TG: uh
[06:17] TG: i guess i questioned things way before that
[06:18] EB: oh!
[06:18] EB: really?
[06:18] TG: damn it now i gotta play share with the class
[06:18] TG: yeah really
[06:18] EB: like how before/
[06:18] TG: how detail oriented are we getting here
[06:18] TG: from the second i started liking girls
[06:19] EB: idk. i've got time.
[06:19] EB: and honestly i am pretty curious and this comes as a complete surprise to me?
[06:19] TG: everyones interested in someone elses sexuality
[06:19] TG: and i sir
[06:19] TG: am full of surprises
[06:20] EB: dork.
[06:20] TG: nerd
[06:21] EB: stop stalling and spill the beans, doofus.
[06:21] TG: what am i spilling here
[06:21] TG: i answered all your direct questions
[06:21] EB: idk like??? when did you start liking boys?
[06:23] EB: man, i feel like a jack ass.
[06:23] EB: the whole time we were friends you were into dudes and i didn't even know.
[06:25] TG: just because you question doesnt define anything
[06:25] EB: how come you didn't tell me earlier?
[06:25] EB: if you knew about it this whole time?
[06:25] EB: also like, does rose know? does jade?
[06:26] TG: dude you are making some hell of assumptions
[06:26] TG: this aint a one way trip to gay island while we lounge on the homo beach as the queer sea touches our toes
[06:26] EB: well you said you questioned as soon as you started liking girls.
[06:26] EB: hehe, we definitely talked about girls sometimes.
[06:27] EB: so i dunno. i thought maybe it would come up!
[06:27] TG: i still havent told you anything yet
[06:27] TG: questioning doesnt make you gay dude
[06:28] TG: doesnt make you straight either
[06:28] TG: questioning makes you question
[06:28] TG: thats it
[06:29] EB: now you're just being frustarting on purpose.
[06:29] EB: but w/e i know now.
[06:31] TG: you could ask me to answer it but you havent done that
[06:31] TG: youre just jumpin around
[06:31] TG: john are you bisexual
[06:32] EB: i think maybe
[06:32] EB: yes.
[06:32] EB: are you??? you said no right?
[06:32] EB: you're just questioning?
[06:32] TG: john youre assuming again
[06:33] EB: jesus christ.
[06:33] EB: you're fucking with me now are't you.
[06:33] TG: youre asking weird ass questions followed by statements with question marks
[06:35] EB: the question marks don't invalidate the statement, cockmuppet.
[06:35] TG: so youre making the statement for me
[06:36] TG: you interpret me to be questioning
[06:37] EB: i interpret you to be a jack ass >:/.
[06:38] TG: oh shit
[06:38] TG: im so offended im gonna close this conversation
[06:38] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering effluentBalatron [EB] at 18:38 --
[06:39] -- effluentBalatron [EB] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 18:39 --
[06:39] EB: we are not done here!!!
[06:39] TG: im crying
[06:39] TG: you made me cry
[06:39] TG: my tears are typing for me
[06:39] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering effluentBalatron [EB] at 18:39 --
[06:40] -- effluentBalatron [EB] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 18:40 --
[06:40] EB: tell them to stop writing such stupid dialogue for you then!
[06:40] EB: are you into boys or not?
[06:40] EB: dave!!!
[06:40] TG: i cant they have a mind of their own
[06:40] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering effluentBalatron [EB] at 18:40 --
[06:40] -- effluentBalatron [EB] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 18:40 --
[06:40] EB: ughhh fine. TO BE CONTINUED.
[06:40] -- effluentBalatron [EB] ceased pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 18:40 --
















