#chichatters

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#mighty need for an age gap au yesss

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Who the hell decided to make Cinderella world hard as hell? Friendly game my ass those plants are vicious no wonder the princess sends your ass out there I would be like no thank you to these punk balls too.

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So my sister just showed me a post about someone saying how frozen ruined their name, join the club sisters. 

MY NAME IS JANE. 

JANE. AS IN TARZAN, I can't go a day without someone making a tarzan joke and the worst part is I'M A LESBIAN. Do you know how awkward it is when my relatives are like ohoho Jane where is your Tarzan? I am like oh uhm...how do I break this to you gently that....that joke...just. 

ALSO when HOMESTUCK came out with JANE CROCKER, people didn't even believe Jane was my real name damn it! 

ALSO DON'T GET ME STARTED ON BABY JANE AND JANE DOE AND MARY JANE ANd YEAh nO. Also plain jane...it goes on

I feel for you 'Annas' and 'Elsas' I do. 

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I was listening to a little kid cartoon and he was like is the tortia chip a rectangle? So I was like you dumb bastard of corse it is and then I just got real quiet and accepted the fact I just fucked up so bad. A 4 year old just out did me in shapes...

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being on tumblr is not safe for a highschool enviroment I tell myself as I do it anyway. 

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So is Kendra even okay or did Supernatural finally kill her? 

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somebody once told me an orange was gunna roll me