#chiefironwall

[hawkeabelas]

chiefironwall ---> andrastesleftnipple

[dammithawke]

hi i need to be a responsible adult but i don't want to any advice

Instead of being responsible have you tried: stealing a car and stealing your girlfriend from her adult responsibilities and avoid shit together?

Or distract each other with rp. Both are great options. Wow.

[dammithawke]

my favorite thing about you is everything

ok well that’s convenient because your everything is my favorite, too<3

[dammithawke]

bed, wed, behead: me, me, or anders

Ok does it count if we’re already practically married?

Bed: Always you

Wed: You a million times

Behead: Anders, what a dick. May he suck a sponge

[dammithawke]

Quality ways to seduce me:

Bad puns

Dad jokes

Fictional ladies

the color pink

goat cheese ravioli

[seventophbeifongs-blog]

Paopu Fruit

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

liNIFFER

[steelmatriarch-blog]

"You know, I'm fairly certain if Mom could go back, she'd have had 'least favorite' written somewhere on my birth certificate." Lin snorted, hiding the tiny bit of truth that laced her joke.

" Oh, I'm sure that Mom went and changed mine when I ran off when I was sixteen. I might not even be a Beifong anymore." Su said teasingly in return, though her eyes narrowed at the end as she caught the ring of truth and hurt that laced the otherwise harmless joke. 

" Mom does love you, Lin." 

[queerestkorra-blog]

[text] So I just got a call from Tenzin about his island being littered with colorful dildos and I have to say I have never been prouder of you in my life.

[text] did you remind him they're disposable

[text] this was the best use of all my skills ever to be honest

[text] he's called me 17 times im afraid to answer this is great