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you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

shaydh

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

zenpencils

KEN ROBINSON ‘Full-body education’ (Ballet Boy part 1)

thisclockworkheart

Ok seriously this person it putting out important stuff.

georgieboah

SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!

deepinourengines

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

targetedknowledge

muffinlance

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

do-you-have-a-flag

tallspookylady

teamwork makes the dream work

important-cat-pics

coquette-club

akashicrecord

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

animentality

fireleaptfromhousetohouse

quendergeer

if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic

theabigailthorn

okay but this is Vladimir Nabokov's whole schtick, he'll say some shit about the reflections or the bedsheets and you'll go "Oh you greasy fucker you just made me imagine what must be going on to cause that to happen" and he'll rub his hands and go "He he he he, bring meee more butterflieeeeees"

dragongirlsnout

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

dragongirlsnout

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

dietspam16

heartattackinblackdye

i do think we need to detach hygiene from value as a person. as someone who has dealt with not being able to shower or brush my teeth due to depression and executive dysfunction, it usually is not a choice. sometimes there are situations in which you CANNOT care for yourself properly and that shouldn’t mean you can now be stripped of your worth. physically disabled people who have trouble with hygiene i love you, mentally ill people who have trouble with hygiene i love you, neurodivergent people who struggle with hygiene i love you, people without access to adequate hygiene products i love you. it’s going to be ok