"I told you I'd suck you off, what's with the face— Ah, I forgot to specify again, didn't I?" - chigothic
He’s lucky he put down the gin. Hearing that, it would have barreled on right up his nose smacking the taste of bar into his brain for days, but as it is, the world’s taken some rare pity on him tonight. Yagami sputters. He looks offended, and a sigh tumbles tiredly from the purse of his lips. “Right. And why ask a guy out for dinner if you can eat him ou–" Wait. Nice try. “Okay, I’m at least three shots away from finishing that thought.”






