Apr 9
Demon: For what have you summoned me?!
Child!Nightmare: Uppies!
Demon: what
Child!Nightmare: Uppies!
Demon:
Child!Nightmare:
Demon, sighs and picks them up
Child!Nightmare: *squeals in delight*
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Demon: For what have you summoned me?!
Child!Nightmare: Uppies!
Demon: what
Child!Nightmare: Uppies!
Demon:
Child!Nightmare:
Demon, sighs and picks them up
Child!Nightmare: *squeals in delight*
Child!Nightmare: Mister Blue?
Blue: Yes, Nighty?
Child!Nightmare: Why is Ink a beach?
Blue: What?
Child!Nightmare: Dream said so. I heard him call Ink a little beach
Blue:
Killer: Bitch. He called him a little bitch.
Child!Nightmare: What's a bitch?
Blue:
Blue: DREAAM!!
Ink: You....uh....killed all these people, huh?
Child!Nightmare, nods enthusastically:
Ink:
Ink: Good job, buddy!
Dream: INK!
Ink: Look at this cute little face and tell me you wouldn't allow him everything!
Dream: He murdered people!
Ink: Yeah, but he did it cutely
Dream: I would need a demon sitter
Employee, chuckling: Yeah they can be little demons someday, but it's called baby sitter. We sure will find someone for you
Child!Nightmare: Hi.
Employee: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
Dream: That is my little brother Nightmare. I need someone to watch him, while I'm at work.
Child!Nightmare: I eat people
Employee:
Dream, chuckling: No, he doesn't.
Nightmare: I'll make you relive all your worst nightmares
Dream: That he will.
Teacher: So what did you learn from that group project?
Child!Nightmare: The only person you can rely on is yourself.
Teacher:
Dream: So, how was your first day at school?
Child!Nightmare: I'm now supreme leader.
Dream: That's lovely..... wait WHAT?
Dream: Good morning, Nighty~
Child!Nightmare: Good morning!
Dream: Are you feeling sick?
Child!Nightmare: No.
Dream: Are you sure?
Child!Nightmare: Yes.
Dream: Are you really-
Child!Nightmare: Dream! I need to go to school!
Dream, whining: But, I'm tired and want to go back to bed
Child!Nightmare: Do we have a wife?
Nightmare: No.
Child! Nightmare: So, still no one loves us.....
Nightmare: We have a husband, though
Child! Nightmare, beaming: Really?