Flowerscented Artist

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Horror: Ah shit, I forgot.

Olive: Forgot what?

Horror: How do you expect me to answer that?

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Nightmare: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Dream: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Nightmare: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

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Red: Pros and cons of dating me.

Red: Pro, you'll be the cute one.

Red: Cons, holy shit, were do I start?

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The four moods of Nightmare Sans:

I'm too old for this shit

I'm too tired for this shit

I'm to sober for this shit

I dont have time for this shit

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Killer: OMG! How are you such a good driver?

Dust: Because there is illegal shit in here.

The gang:

Dust: Because, If I don't use my turn signal, we're all gonna do 15

The gang:

Dust: Because I'm gonna lie and say it's yours

Dust: Put your seatbelt on

Dust: You are not safe

The gang:

Everyone quickly putting their seatbealts on

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Nightmare: I can never give Dream shit because I’m jealous of them. They look at their life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”

Nightmare: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

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Dream: Hahahaha! How are you so funny?

Killer: Easy.

Killer: I'm traumatized!

Dream: What?

Killer: Hehe! You wouldn't believe the crazy shit I've been through.

Killer: It's so funny

Dream:

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Ink: Thanks for not telling Blue what happened.

Dream, dumbfounded: I wanted to, believe me, but I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this shit.

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Nightmare, excited: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Killer: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

Nightmare:

Nightmare: Listen here you little shit

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Killer, singing: "Mama said that it was okay, mama said that it was quit allright"-

Nightmare: No I did not. Actually I said not to

Nightmare, pointing at the kitchen: SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!

Nightmare: You know what you're on your own

Killer: What?-

Horror, standing behind Killer with a slipper in hand: Why hello, Killer~

Killer: Aw shit!

Later

All that can be heard are Killer's screams for mercy.

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Dream: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Blue: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Nightmare: The glass is half empty.

Dream: I think the glass is half full.

Nightmare: I think you're full of shit.

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Ink, puring poison in Error's drink

Ink, stirring the drink

Ink, licking the spoon

Ink:

Ink: Oh, shit

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Nightmare: Which one? I have three.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Nightmare: Which one? I have three.

Killer, distantly: HEY!!!

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Dust, texting: Killer, will you please go to sleep?

Killer, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

Dust, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Dust, texting: You goin’ to sleep soon?

Killer, texting: I’m trying

Duat, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH!

Killer, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

Dust:

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Trying to get information out of Ink

Error: START TALKING!

Ink: Well, I-

Error: OH MY GOD! SHUT UP!! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!

Ink:

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Killer: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Dust: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Killer for dinner.

Cross: What is wrong with you people?

Horror: Shut up, chocolate.