Flowerscented Artist

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Dream: So, how would you introduce yourself? Let's start with that.

Ink: Preferably with words, but I also prepared a interpretive dance. You wanna see?

Dream and Blue: NO!

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Dust, to Dream: This is a robbery! I'm looking for money!

Dream: Oh! I Look with you!

Dust: What?

Dream, starts to cry

Dust, leaves akwardly

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Ink: I haven't done cardio in about 20 years. How hard can it be?

Ink, starts running: It's immediately awful!

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Nightmare, comes in the room:

The Godfather starts playing

Dream: So....brother? Do you have the money?

Nightmare:

Nightmare, hands Dream some G: Do you have to do this every time I return money I borrowed from you?

Dream:

Dream: Yes

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Dream teaching Nightmare how to give compliments

Nightmare: You have nice skin.

Nightmare: It really holds in all your blood and organs, no leaking or nothing!

Nightmare: You look great!

Dream:

Dream: It's a start.

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Dust's phone rings

Dust, picks it up

Cross, on the other end: I'm outside, open up

Dust, takes deep breath: It all started with my father that never paid attention to me so I turned to alcohol to fill the void-

Cross: Wha- open the fucking door!

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Nightmare: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Dream: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Nightmare: I don't have time for their problems.

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Ink: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Error!

Error: Why would I stop you? I'm here to laugh at your demise.

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Killer, entering a bar: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don't even know each other?

Dust: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

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Error: I will be using so much pink you’ll be seeing green by the end from sensory deprivation.

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Nightmare, about Ink: I'M GONNA END THIS GUY'S LIFE!

Error: Get in line, you're not the only one.

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Dream: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Error: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Blue: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Error has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Error: I want to set it off.

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Blue: Every time Dream and I laugh at something stupid Ink does, we put each a dollar in this box.

Dream: At the end of the year, we take all the cash and treat ourselves to a fancy dinner.

Blue: This year, we have $2016 so far.

Ink, distantly: Aw, jeez!

Dream: And that's 2017!

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Nightmare, on the phone: Hello? Is this wittness protection?

Nightmare: So, I tried to learn my husbands video game to suprise him and ended up deleting all his progress.

Nightmare, chuckling: Oh, I know.

Nightmare: Yeah, I already packed all my stuff. I'll be waiting on the curb.

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The squad meets again, after years:

Dust: Guys! I'm pregant!

Killer: I'm engaged!

Cross: I'm married!

Horror:

Horror: I'm hungry

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Nightmare: I'm Nightmare.

Dream: I'm Dream.

Dust: I'm Dust.

Blue: I'm Blue.

Horror: I'm hungry.

Error: I'm tired.

Ink: I'm gay.

Killer: And I'm going to commit arson.

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Blue: I decided that I'm a legit snack and everyone else is just not hungry!

Killer: If you're a snack, I'm starving

Blue, blushing: