#child0ftheabomination

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・

Sometimes I feel like a buzzkill for wearing my prosthetic around my friends. I mean, it’s not like I can really take it off. I feel naked without it. One time though, Chug said he could never tell if I was having fun or not. It wasn’t meant to be mean, but I think about it a lot.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・

Oh, this was dad’s and Lisa’s wedding!

They were so happy. We all were. I’m still sad about my mom… but I’m glad it was Lisa. I’m glad my dad’s happy. Mom would be, too. I decided to wear a piece of her, since she couldn’t be there herself.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Hey look, our first family picture!

Lisa’s always made a point to treat me like her own kid. And Larry’s the best friend I could ever ask for.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Larry doesn’t wash his hands.

You didn’t hear it from me though.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

[child0ftheabomination]

hey, I saw you drew a smile on that sticky note to help people figure out your mood... I made you these, hope it helps

*hands you a sticky note with angry eyebrows, other with a ":0" mouth, and an ":("*

--👾

Oh, hey! Uh..

✭ tilts head upon seeing the notes ✭

Wow, these are amazing! Wait- I have something for you, too.

✭ hands them candy 🍬 ✭

For the stickers. I mean, now the notes too ^^’

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

[child0ftheabomination]

hey, you seem a bit down sometimes, so here

*hands you a sticker sheet*

Guess you can put them on your locker or smth. Just wanted to be nice. You seem chill

-- 👾

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Oh- no, I’m fine, really! I don’t mean to be a downer,

✭ He hesitates before grabbing the sticker sheet ✭

Hey- these are from my favorite game! You’re seriously awesome ^^ My locker’s definitely kind of plain （ ; ; ）

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Dude, these are sick! Thanks!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

[child0ftheabomination]

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

Every once in a while, my dad’ll take me out for a guys day, even let me skip school sometimes. We have these really cheesy T-shirts that say “Father Fisher” and “Son Fisher” that we wear out to arcades and movies and stuff. It’s fun, especially since I don’t get to see him a lot.

The Fisher jokes are killing me, though. I made the mistake of watching The Matrix with him after Larry and I went (it’s a GOOD MOVIE).

That damn kissing scene came on. It would have been fine, if the old fart didn’t have to go;

“there’s a million fish in the sea. Someday, you’ll have someone like that. You know why?”

“Because I’m a Fisher.”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE A FISHER!!”

“Alright, dad.”

We got kicked out of the theater after that.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・

✭ concept is not mine! I can’t find the original Tumblr user who came up with this joke. ✭

[child0ftheabomination]