MALEWIFE/HOUSEHUSBAND CAPITANO
(Yes I was listening to Laufey while writing this)
After the Natlan War, Capitano found himself in a particular situation.
You see, though he completed his mission and his soldiers were being returned to the ley lines, his body was the conduit for the bridge between them and the lines. Thus, even though he was still perfectly up and going, he couldn't leave Natlan for the foreseeable future.
With what he and his team did to help Natlan, he was welcomed quite warmly, despite being Fatui. However, he didn't really have a home.
Well, didn't have a home.
You, as a bearer of an ancient name and a hero of Natlan, were well taken care of. Your tribe had presented you with a nice home in an isolated jungle out west where you could live in peace for as long as you'd like.
Fighting along side the Captain was oen of your greatest pleasures, so when you were given a home with too much room for yourself, you made a deal: Capitano would stay in your home, perfectly welcome. In exchange for the free housing (and companionship that wasn't just people fawning over his strength), he would help take care of your home.
Thus, the beginning of a beautiful partnership began.
You two started out as acquaintances, then friends, before slowly morphing into lovers. It was natural, the time spent between you two moulding into something special.
The wedding was small. With your fellow ancient heroes, Mauvika, a couple of friends, and a handful of Fatui captains (who, ironically, cried the loudest). The Traveler officiated it, since apparently they were an honorary knight which counts as ordained in Mondstat, with Paimon at the side holding your rings with a little flower basket that she tossed petals from.
From there, you went out doing commissions while Capitano, excuse me- Thrain, stayed home and did the housework. It was perfect, he was perfect. And the both of your couldn't be happier. Well, as happy as you could be when some ginger regularly knocked on your door asking for a fight.