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My boss climbed on top of our 20-foot polar bear sign at 9pm, did the Truffle Shuffle from The Goonies while wearing a wizard hat made of poster board, and declared it a "gateway ritual to unlock prophetic powers." A customer drove 30 minutes to witness what he called "cosmic validation for unsolicited predictions." Just convenience store things ✨🐻

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Gas station shift update: Tiny car thief in oversized leather jacket claims bears regrow eyes if they eat enough fish. Convenience store wisdom from an 8yr-old named 'Jimmay' (spelled with two Ms and a Y, as the cool kids do). #ChillnFillChronicles

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Sometimes you're just trying to alphabetize cigarettes while a couple's relationship crumbles to Pearl Jam, then "California Love" becomes a cosmic sign for a stranger. Just another Thursday at the store with the winking neon bear. #ConvenienceStoreChronicles

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Sometimes you're just trying to alphabetize cigarettes while a couple's relationship crumbles to Pearl Jam, then "California Love" becomes a cosmic sign for a stranger. Just another Thursday at the store with the winking neon bear. #ConvenienceStoreChronicles @WordPress @WordPress @WordpressDotCom

Playlist:

1. Pearl Jam - Even Flow #PearlJam

2. Donald Rubinstein & Erica Lindsay - Tales from the Darkside Theme #DonaldRubinstein #EricaLindsay #TalesFromTheDarkside

3. Tupac - California Love #Tupac

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Chill n'Fill Episode 19

The Card Hunter, The Minister, and The Modern Shaggy   Jennifer called in sick AGAIN. This marks the seventh time this month, which I’m pretty sure qualifies her for some kind of absenteeism world record. Today’s excuse was “car troubles,” which is both entirely plausible and completely suspect given that she used the same excuse last Thursday.      Part of me is annoyed that I’m stuck covering…

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Chill n'Fill Episode 17

Seek and You Shall Find, Darkness Falls, and Worried Masterpieces   I arrived for my Wednesday shift at Chill n’Fill to find Bob wrestling with our one-eyed polar bear sign again. This time, he was carefully attaching what appeared to be a tiny telescope to the bear’s remaining good eye. The sombrero had been removed… “seasonal branding,” Bob had explained via text… and replaced with what looked…

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