#bobsprophecies

[juhnkit]

My boss climbed on top of our 20-foot polar bear sign at 9pm, did the Truffle Shuffle from The Goonies while wearing a wizard hat made of poster board, and declared it a "gateway ritual to unlock prophetic powers." A customer drove 30 minutes to witness what he called "cosmic validation for unsolicited predictions." Just convenience store things ✨🐻

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