Shortly after we geeked out at a local Con, my dumbass decided to make reservations for us at a local meat-paradise called #chima. . Of course, it’s a warm day. I’m still in a tank-top and tac-pants. We get there, chat with the hostesses and manager. We joke around. We share a few laughs. I’m taken aside, “I’m sorry. There’s a dress code. Do you have another shirt?” . “😳”, was the look I gave. . Thankfully, after all the silly banter and laughter, the manager, I assumed (cute little chick with a HUGE pair of naughty looking...glasses) sends for one of her minions (another cutie with a much smaller pair of glasses). . “What size are you?” . “Well, my biceps are size LARGE, but my shirt size is MEDIUM.” . She giggled. Walked off, and came back with this shirt. My friends were like, “Dude, you’re gonna see a $300.00 #Bucknell shirt added to your meat-bill, watch!” . Thankfully, no $300.00 #adidas shirt added to my bill. I’ll tell you what was on my bill - an all you can eat extravaganza of the softest, most tenderest (is that a real word?), most meatiest, most perfectest (not a real word) cuts of meat to ever have been cut. It was like; if there are farmer-angels up in heaven, and they raise cow-angels, Chima’s meat is probably from those cow-angels. . Thanks for the shirt, Chima! And thanks for the amazing service. Although, Mr. Filet and Mr. Ribeye wouldn’t listen to my request to stay next to me and never leave my side, everything else was amazing. We were sad when they stopped coming back after we ate 6x what normal humans consume. What can I say? The food was that good! . I think the best thing about the whole experience was laughing at the rookies that had seconds and thirds from the salad bar, and had plates filled with loaves of bread 🥖, and could only handle two servings of meat. Eeesh, #rookies. . Most of the weekend was to celebrate a friend’s visit. It should be known that when vets get together, there is non-stop eating and eternal drinking, am I right @willdel? #constipated . It was such a #meatfilled, #meatpacked, #meatlovers weekend, that it’s Wednesday, and I’m STILL backed up. I consider it a battle scar. . #chimasteakhouse #fatmyselfhappy