#chimecho posting

[wigglytuff-guild]

Bidoof: So... um... by golly, where are Guildmaster Wigglytuff and Chatot going?

Sunflora: Oh my gosh, you can't just ask that!!! ...Buuut, I heard something from the rumor mill! And it's so... oh my gosh, I'm so happy for them!

Chimecho: Oh, you mean the Union Scarves? I had assumed they already had those made years ago, but maybe they were too busy traveling. Chatot was talking about missing their adventuring days, besides... and getting those scarves made definitely counts as a journey.

...Oh, would you look at that, I believe this device has something called "speech to text" on--

[wigglytuff-guild]

I have AMAZING NEWS! I've been hired for a part-time job ADVERTISING the MAROWAK DOJO! All thanks to my BEAUTIFUL and FAR-REACHING VOICE, OBVIOUSLY!!!

...I give him two weeks.

Two days.

Two hours, more like...

[wigglytuff-guild]

Honchkrow Mail: You are a FOOL!

[The reader is promptly frozen.]

Hey, next time, could you try to check the recipient before freezing someone? I've been trying to thaw poor Bidoof for ten minutes, now...

[wigglytuff-guild]

Oh, gosh... I tried making caramel apples today, and nothing exploded!

But... is anybody aware of a good way to remove caramel from a Pokémon's fur? Asking for a four-legged friend.

[wigglytuff-guild]

Sometimes, I think about traveling the world instead of staying here, ringing my little bell...

There's got to be more out there, right?

[wigglytuff-guild]

So today I learned that apparently rock golf is "extremely illegal" and a "safety hazard" and "dangerous to mail carriers."

I say the safety board is allergic to fun but that's just me.

R-rock golf...? By golly...

Oh, so that's why I got hit by a rock floating around the other day.

Who did it, Chimecho?! I'll show them a thing or two, Chimecho!

Now, now, Sunflora, it's all okay now...

And here I thought our activities were disliked by the local safety authorities. Squawk.

[wigglytuff-guild]

You know, as someone who works at the guild during the daytime too, I wonder... where does Croagunk wander off to in the middle of the day? I asked him at dinner once, but all I got was his usual 'meh-heh-heh'...

Nobody else seems to have any answers, either. What a strange crew this guild is...

[wigglytuff-guild]

I am not addicted to Spinda Cafe Smoothies. I am not addicted to Spinda Cafe Smoothies. I am not addicted to Spinda Cafe Smoothies.

Sunflora, if it gets you through this class without Solar Beaming the guild down, I will buy you as many smoothies as you want.