#chatot posting

[wigglytuff-guild]

By golly, I can write a message into this here tablet! Th-this is... a huge discovery! You should try it too, Chatot! Yup yup!

Oh, this is easy enough to use. ♪ Even with my wings! ♪ Guildmaster Wigglytuff should be very pleased with this discovery, Bidoof! ♪

You really think so?! I-I think I'm getting overwhelmed... Oh, this button says "Post Now"... maybe it's like a magic bulletin board? I'm going to try it!

[wigglytuff-guild]

Browsing this "web site" (perhaps created by Ariados?), I'm quite surprised by how little you humans speak of mystery dungeons. Have you found some unique way around them?

[wigglytuff-guild]

Greetings Chatot. Do you remember the time you almost died while you tried to save the Hero and their partner from the Kabutops and Omastars?

That--how would you know of such an incident?! Maybe this device is suspicious, squawk...

N-no, Chatot, sir! People out there see our life like a story, you see... s-so... it has nothing to do with the tablet, I promise!

Yep, buzz. For sure.

Then... yes, I remember it. What of it? I would give anything for my fellow guild members, strict as I may seem.

[wigglytuff-guild]

Hm… hmhmhm… buzz… this thing’s definitely made for a Rotom! By who… I have no idea. But it feels nice in there!

So… no ideas on what this is, Mx. Rotom?

I can tell it’s a communication device, buzz! Reminds me of this human… water-making thing I got brought once. And it spun!

H-human?!

Yeah, buzz, this could be a human thing. Dunno how the objects fall here, but they’re pretty cool, yeah? Especially this one. Lots of information in it. Mind if I just stay in here, actually?

…Stay?! Well, you see, our guild is currently a bit…

Yay, yay! A new friend! Of course you can stay! ♪

…Stay it is, then.

[wigglytuff-guild]

So today I learned that apparently rock golf is "extremely illegal" and a "safety hazard" and "dangerous to mail carriers."

I say the safety board is allergic to fun but that's just me.

R-rock golf...? By golly...

Oh, so that's why I got hit by a rock floating around the other day.

Who did it, Chimecho?! I'll show them a thing or two, Chimecho!

Now, now, Sunflora, it's all okay now...

And here I thought our activities were disliked by the local safety authorities. Squawk.

[wigglytuff-guild]

Perfect Apple Incident

Urk--!

We do not talk about the Perfect Apple Incident. ♪

That was a dark day indeed...

[wigglytuff-guild]

@hoopa-is-hoopa

What is this that hoopa sees! People from tropius's world? Hihihi hoopa bets You all will be fun :)

By golly! This device can receive messages too! What a strange tool, yup yup...

B-Bidoof! That's the mythical Hoopa you're talking to! Show some respect!!

H-h-huh?!

It's... very nice to meet you, Hoopa! We at the Wigglytuff Guild are honored to be speaking with you, yup yup! This really must be a magical artifact...

[wigglytuff-guild]

Hey, hey… what did a Rotom look like again?

Oh, that’s simple! ♪ A Rotom has an orange body and blue ‘arms’ made of electricity.

I see, I see… Hey, hey! I think I found a Rotom, then!

FOR REAL????

If you’re right about this, Corphish, you’re getting rewarded for this! Dramatically!