My Sneeziest Sneezes Yet (f)
Good God. I’m writing this only a couple of minutes after surrendering to some of the most satisfying sneezes of my life. I say surrendering because -well- you’ll find out when you listen. Sneezing in a public area is already risky enough, and when you mix that with chinkkni, the results are oh-so-exciting.
There was a family who I heard come up on the sidewalk behind me while I was dealing with chinkkni in my nose, too! It was after the first sniff, thank god it wasn’t after the second😳 You can hear me stop breathing and go completely silent so as not to coax along any sneezes. Their voices can be heard as well, they were so close to hearing me explode.
Halfway through recording (what was mostly a talkie until then), I decided to add more chinkkni to my nostrils. Instead of taking some out, as I did earlier, I placed my quivering nose right over the opening of the vial. I successfully inhaled some on the left side. At that point, all I had to do was the same with the other nostril. Moving to the right, I inhaled too deeply on accident.
The results were instantaneous. I planned on holding them back. I really did. Before pressing record, I decided I wanted to try holding back. I knew it would be hard. After all, I’d already seen the effects that it has on me, and those sneezes desire to be released no matter what.
Anyway. I could barely eke out a sentence explaining my conundrum before I succumbed. And I couldn’t stop- and just wow.