#chip hoffmann

[briony-poisoned]

I fucking love Chip Hoffman. Approached by a private investigator? Attempt to run off of a floating city. Threatened by your brother-in-law? Poison everyone's fish. Accurately accused of theft by your sister? Just literally play dead. There's no problem this man can't solve

[elisabettasims]

All in a day’s work, eh Rosemary? With guest appearance by Chip.

[elisabettasims]

When your dad’s a professional comedian, dad jokes become a billion times better. They’re so bad, they’re wonderful.

Darian: Want to hear a joke about the paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.

Chip: *groans and laughs*

[elisabettasims]

Had a whole slew of birthdays all at once. In order from top to bottom: Graham, Chip, Rueben (to YA!!!!!) and Olive.

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You can tell how the school day went for each of them, simply by looking at their faces.

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It’s school project day again.

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Homework crew. I never have to make them do theirs. Graham did his already, outside, instead of coming in to sit down.

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Typical Sunday morning in the Hoffmann household. Chip was sad because he’s going through a picky eater phase and had to eat something ‘weird’. It was eggs benedict. 

Nissa and Darian age up later today to full adults. And, as a warning, we’ll be focusing a bit more on Rosemary as she prepares to take over as heir.