#chobbie

[rocketonin]

sharecheerrob medieval au 🧡 (with background funster)

[charlie-walker]

“Dude, fuck your ass,” Robbie exclaimed while he reached over for a throw pillow to chuck at the other, “You were just lucky you managed to come across someone willing to see you butt ass naked.” Robbie grabbed a lumpy couch pillow and swung back an arm, and then smacked the other on the chest, and laughed. Robbie reclined back deeper onto the couch, and listened to an excuse he had no doubt heard before. They changed every now and then, but some of them were the same, hence why he went back to Summer so damn often and Robbie scoffed, until he heard about the girl Charlie brought up far more than even Summer. Charlie was not so much more hung up on Kirby, but he used to be, pretty damn badly too from what Robbie observed over the years, but Charlie eventually hung his feelings for Kirby out to dry over the last year or so, and from the looks, Kirby seemed to do the same.

“Kirby? Really? Kirby?” Robbie scoffed once more, then looked over at Charlie pathetically, “How are you both not bored too death of each other? How do you both have the energy to torment each other? Fuck man.” Kirby and Charlie were like a song that got played over and over, you knew all the words, and then after a while, you never wanted to hear that song anymore. That was Kirby and Charlie, and Robbie wanted to turn them both off once and for all, or at least hear a new song from them. Robbie laughed anyway, because he was stoned, and he found the situation to be so unbelievable, “What did she do now to get you so fucking hot and bothered?” Robbie looked over at Charlie sympathetically, he hated to see him so wrecked, he was a decent guy that dealt with lots of crap, family life and women. All that crap, “Sounds like you need to put a nail in the coffin.”

Charlie shrugged, totally understanding why Robbie and everyone else was tired of hearing about the Walker/Reed Saga. He got pretty sick of it too once upon a time. “I guess I was just subconsciously looking for anything to break up the monotony of my current situation. And there Kirby was, dropped into my Screenwriting class as if the universe thought it was the perfect time to fuck with me.” He laughed, taking another hit before passing the joint over to Robbie. “Nah, it’s nothing that serious really. She’s nice to talk to, most of the time anyways, and nice to look at. Have you seen her lately?” His eyes widened for emphasis. “And by the way, we’re going to have a new reptilian roommate moving in sometime tomorrow.”

Charlie slapped his knees, ready to change the subject. “I’m not an after-school special and I sure as shit am tired of talking about myself.” He smirked, crossing his arms as he leaned back into the couch. “So what’s new on the Mercer front? Any cute blondes of your own on the radar?”