it's pretty rare for eiden to ignore his calls. he supposes, in hindsight, that it should've been a major red flag in itself, but the confirmation comes swiftly with a ping(!) accompanied by the man's obnoxious spitter username and a heavy use of caps lock.
@yurisspitterhandleidk SOS SOS THERES A RED CHICKENBIRDMONSTER SOS HELP NOW
huh...? a chickenbirdmonster? that sounds like the new arrival that's been going around picking fights with everyone. tough luck, dude.
@yurisspitterhandleidk FR SOS!!! NOW!!! IT TRIED TO EAT CHIPS
".....i gotta make smarter friends." (yeah, yeah. yuri to the rescue...).














