#chocolate-muke

[irwinsecure]

Honey I know you feel about getting canceled on multiple times in a row by the person you like. It's absolutely embarrassing and it sucks and we deserve better :///

it just sucks because like, he even cancelled on a date. I dont understand how you can do that????

[quavoratatouille]

No control!!

nope!

1. Rock me

2. They don’t know about us

3. wdbhg

4. girl almighty

5. Stockholm syndrome

6. shes not afraid

GUESS MY TOP 10 1D SONGS

[slflfriends]

August 5th!

awwww yay!!!!!!!!!!!

[slutmashton]

92 Truths Rules : When you get tagged, you have to write a note with 92 truths about yourself. After that, you’re supposed to tag 25 people (I am not annoying that many people- sorry, rule broken). You also have to tag the person who tagged you.


Thanks xbrisingr for tagging me :)

What Was Your… 

1. Last beverage: Water

2. Last phone call : A friend complaining about her trip 

3. Last Text :A friend complaining about a boy

4. Last song : If these sheets were states - All time low

5. Last time I cried : I don't remember, it was a while ago and it was probably because of some movie

Have You Ever… 

6. Dated someone twice : Never been on a relationship

7. Been cheated on : No

8. Kissed anyone and regretted it: Yes,he was a bad kisser and i NEVER complain about someone's kiss, but that guy was too much and he started to be annoying

9.Lost someone special: Yes, plenty of people and it's fucking sad

10.Been depressed: No, but almost because of a problem i had on my knee and i had to stay home forever, and none of my friends at the time came to see me, i had to stop dancing, and playing volley which i loved, and it sucked

11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes

12.List three favorite colors: blue, red and black

In The Last Year Have You… 

15. Made a new friend : Yes

16. Fallen out of love : I've never been in love

17. Laughed until you cried : Everytime i laugh i end up crying

18. Met someone who changed you: No

19. Found out who your true friends are : Yes 

20. Found out someone was talking about you : Yes but it's not like a care because I knew they weren't true friends the whole time so it was kinda a relieve to know that they finally showed who they were 

21. Kissed anyone on you FB list: Yes

General:

22. How many people do you know on your FB list : I don't have a FB anymore

23.Do you have any pets : Yes, like, 15 dogs and 2 cats 

24.Do you want to change your name: No, i like my name

25. What did you do for your last birthday party: Some friend came home so we just ate, drank and stuff

26: What time did you wake up today: 3pm, oops

27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Texting

28. Something you cannot wait for: College this year 

30. Last time you saw your mother : 5 minutes ago

31.One thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing i guess

32. What are you listening to now: : Robbers - The 1975

33. Have you ever talked to a Tom: I don't think so 

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: The fact that one of my best friends is not answering and i'm worried even though she must be ok

35. Most viewed website: Tumblr 

36-37. Nicknames : Tay, Tatá, Tyson (it was a high school one and only who studied with me call me that), one-legged (because of the problem on my knee), Taiça (stupid best friend)...

38. Relationship status : Single

39. Zodiac sign : Sagittarius

41. Elementary: It was nice

42. Middle/High School : It was awesome, i met a lot of people i hang out with until today, my grades were good, i went to a lot of parties...

43. College/University : Oh fuck, already started 2 and stopped cause i had no idea what i was good at

44. Hair color : blonde (dyed)

45. Long or short : Long

46. Height:  1.65m / 5”5

47. Do you have a crush on someone: No, i don't have a crush in 5 years

48. What do you like about yourself : I've never liked many stuff about myself but everyone talk about my eyes, they're brown but everyone talks about how they are always shining so yeah i started to pay attention to that.

49. Tattoos: One on my back

50. Right or left handed : Right

52. First piercings : I got my ears pierced when i was a baby, but with 12 i got my nose pierced

53. First best friend: A girl that lived near me, i was like 5, and a boy that also lived near me and i met with 2 years old (I still talk to both)

54. First sport you joined: Swimming

55. First vacation: It was to the beach i was some months old

56. First pair of trainers : I have no idea

Right Now:

58 Eating: Nothing,

60. Drinking : Water

61. About to watch: Nothing

62. Listening to : Lullabies - All time low

63. Waiting for: My friend come back so we can go to the beach

65. Get married: I never thought about that, but if happens then cool

66. Career: I want a career and i hope to find myself this year

Which is better…

67. Lips or eyes :Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs

69. Shorter or taller : Taller

70. Older or younger: Older, but i've met some younger guys who were more mature than the older ones

71. Romantic or spontaneous : A mixture, but i don't like too much romance

72. Nice stomach or Arms: Arms

73. Loud or sensitive : Both

75. Troublemaker or hesitant:  Troublemaker

Have you ever….

76. Kissed a stranger : Yes

77. Drank hard liquor : Yes

78. Lost glasses/contact lenses : Yes

80. Broken someones heart : I hope not

82. Been arrested : No, but some cops gave me and some friends a ride and when we arrived at my grandmother's bakery/bar the clients were kinda shocked (it was 2am and yes my grandmother and grandfather leave the bakery open until late, cause it was also a bar)

83. Turned someone down: Well only 2 people said that but it's not like a care, because they pushed me away out of nowhere, giving no reasons and idc cause i know i did nothing, they were pissed with my best friend, and they were talking shit about me behind my back so...

84. Cried when someone died: Yes

85. Fallen for a friend: Not fallen for him, but i was into him and we even kissed and stuff but it wasn't that important

Do you believe in…

86.Yourself : Not very often

87. Miracles : Maybe

88. Love at first sight : No

89. Heaven : I believe in reincarnation and that when you die you go to a nice place and keep living, not like a heaven but a place where there's no judgment and they help each other, idk how to explain

90. Santa: Nope

91. Kisses on the first date : Yes

92. Angels: Yes, i mean if someone is taking care of you they're angels

I tag: ninelifechangers janoskianfeel 5sauce-mmxii chocolate-muke cerealucas columnthood finnfaketwin derpyluek oceanblueluke earthymikey

[slutmashton]

i was tagged by stahpfivesauce

You can tell a lot about a person from the type of music they listen to. Hit  shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes or however you listen to your music and then write down the first 10 songs that come up. Tag 10 people you want to do the tag.

disconnected - 5sos

lost in stereo - all time low

come home - tonight alive

vegas skies - the cab

teenagers -  my chemical romance

just feel better - steven tyler feat santana

oh well oh well - mayday parade

wicked games - the weeknd

sugar, we're goin down -  fall out boy

ghost - ella henderson

ok, i don't know many people here so i'll say the ones i remember, so i tag ashpunkin sweatingash whoshemmings chocolate-muke bangahemmo irwhins eskihemmos calumslisp ughclifford woah-lashton

[slutmashton]

92 QUESTIONS TAG

i was tagged by  calscult, thaaaaanks <3

Rules are… Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged! 

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage: grape juice

2. Last phone call: my best friend

3. Last text: Douglas 

4. Last song you listened to: Hotel California - Eagles

5. Last time you cried: Friday

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: Nooope

7. Been cheated on: i've never dated

8. Kissed someone + regretted it: unfortunately

9. Lost someone special: yes :(

10. Been depressed: No

11. Been drunk: Yeees

12. 3 Favourite Colours: black, blue and red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a friend: yes

16. Fallen out of love: no

17. Laughed until you cried: i always cry when i laugh

18. Met someone who has changed your life: no

19. Found out who your true friends are: yes

20. Found out someone talks about you: yes

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: yes

GENERAL:

22. How many of your FB friends do you know in real life: most of people i have there i know in real life

23. Do you have any pets: a lot of dogs and 2 cats

24. Do you want to change your name: no, i like my name and never met anyone with the same

25. What did you do for your last birthday: ate and drank with friends

26. What time did you wake up today: 2 pm cause my dad woke me up, otherwise i would've slept more

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: baking a cake with my sister

28. Something you can’t wait for: trip to the beach with my sister and my best friend

29. One thing I would change about my life: to not be so undecided

30. What are you listening to right now: Thinking out loud - Ed

31. Have you ever talked to someone named tom: Not that i know

32. What on your nerves lately: deciding what to do in college

33. Most viewed website: tumblr 

34. Blood type: i have no idea

35. Nickname: Tay, Tata, idk, people call me different things

36. Relationship status: singleeeee

37. Zodiac sign: sagittarius

38. Pronouns: ???

39. Elementary: private school

40. High School: private school 

41. College: i started two and dropped out

42. Hair Color: blond

43. Long or short: medium?

44. Height: 5’5”

45. Crush: i don't even know how long i haven't had a crush

46. Like about self: idk, personality maybe

47. Tattoos: i have one

48. Righty or lefty: righty

49. Tea or coffee: coffeee

50. What continent: south america 

51. Do you play an instrument: no

52. Surgery: no

53. 1st piercing: nose

54. Bestfriend: there are some

55. First sport: volleyball

56. 1st vacation: the beach

57. Do you collect anything: no

58. 1st pair of sneakers: i have no idea

59. Eating right now: nothing

60. Drinking: noo

61. About to: text back

62. Listening to: Take me to church - Hozier

63. Waiting for:  the day to end

64. Want kids: lots

65. Get married: maybe

66. Career: uuuugh, please don't

WHICH IS BETTER: 

67. Lips or eyes: can i pick both? both

68. Hugs or kisses: both again

69. Short or tall: tall

70. Older or younger: usually older, but some younger people are better than older, and also the difference can't be thaaaat big

71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

72. Nice arms or nice stomach: doesn't matter

73. Sensitive or loud: loud

74. Hook up or relationship: hook up

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER?

76. Kissed a stranger: yes

77. Had hard liquor: yes

78. Lost glasses or contacts: yes

79. Sex on the first date: no

80. Broken someone’s heart: i hope not

81. Been heart broken: yes

82. Been arrested: no

83. Turned someone down: i hope not

84. Cried when someone died: yess

85. Fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: not really

87. Miracles: yes

88. Love at first sight: no

89. Heaven: no

90. Santa: no, yes, maybe, idk

91. Kiss on the first date: sure 

92. Angels: yes

I tag: chocolate-muke ashtonperwin soontobebaldmichaelclifford eroticirwin touchmyash http-hood lsotboy finnfaketwin (hi sis) hohemmo cliffordgmikey cliffordninja grossclifford iwantlukesdick hoodftsahyounie irwinee ashtonsnervousnipples dammitashh 5secondsofnarrypls ashtonangst ashpunkin creepymuke lukes-penguinn ashton5sxs bangahemmo pxnk-ashton

[slutmashton]

todaaaaaay it's the birthday of the most perfect person, right Kiersten?

[glass-generation]

92 Truths

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to the the person that tagged you. I was tagged by livingthelollife :)

WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage? juice of the orange variety  2. last phone call? mum 3. last text message? ”next time he says that say "now you bitch" and slap him, get hid keys and wait in the car for him yo come out. It will work I promise" I was giving skinnyjeanshood advice on how to get her brother to take her to the movies :))  4. last song you listened to? Carpe Diem - You Me At Six   5. last night you cried? nope, i did today watching a show though 

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice? nope 7. been cheated on? not 100% sure but i think so  8. kissed someone and regretted it? no 9. lost someone special? yes 10. been depressd? yeah  11. been drunk and threw up? yeas haha

3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. orange  13. green  14. the colour of my bed sheets

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:  15. made a new friend? yes  17. laughed until you cried? yeah 18. met someone who changed you? yeah

20. found out someone was talking about you? not that i can remember but probably 

21. kissed anyone on your FB friends list? yes

GENERAL:

22. how many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life? all i think  23. Do you have an enemy? wouldn't call them an enemy but we definitely don't like each other  24. Do you have any pets? yeah, 2 doggies 25. do you want to change your name? kinda, i wouldn't know what to  26. what did you do for your last birthday? i can't remember but this year im seeing Katy Perry live & going on a shopping spree in sydney with a couple of close friends  27. What time did you wake up today? like 10 28. what were you doing at midnight last night? waiting for part 3 of sam pepper's videos 29. name something you CANNOT wait for? europe trip, soundwave, 5sos 30. last time you saw your mum? bout 10 minutes ago  31. one thing you wish you could change about your life? theres more than one but probably where i live + the school i go to  32. what are you listening to right now? Prosthetic Head - Green Day 33. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yeah, he broke my favourite board game :(  34. what’s getting on your nerves right now? mum  35. most visited website? tumblr, twitter and youtube  36. blood type? A+ i think  37. nickname? ruben, rubez, rubsta  38. relationship status? single 39. Zodiac sign? sagittarius 40. pronouns? huh? 41. elementary? tele point  42. High school? good old regional  43. college? hoping sydney but probs not  44. hair color? brown to blonde ombre  45. long or short? medium, proba long but i dont class it as long  46. height? 175cm  47. Do you have a crush on someone? nope  48. What do you like about yourself? eyes, boobs, skin.. thats about it  49. piercings? 5 - 2 in each ear and belly  50. tattoos? none but wanting some  51. right or lefty? righty 52. first surgery? forearm  53. first piercing? ears  54. first best friend? chelsea  55. first sport you joined? been swimming since before i could walk  56. first vacation? Fiji when i was like 4 or 5  57. first alcoholic drink? cant remember but the first time i got drunk was straight vodka  58. first pair of trainers? how could i remember that? haha  59. eating? just finished my chicken tonight yummmm 60. drinking? nothing  61. I’m about to? go back to Skins, then watch bb  62. listening to? You and I - 1D  63. waiting for? bb to start  64. want kids? one day  65. get married? probs  66. career? i want to do anything that works in looking after or saving animals, preferably zoo keeper (don't give me the talk about 'you'll be picking up shit yanno' yes i know and everyone has to start somewhere) 67. lips or eyes? depends  68. hugs or kisses? hugs  69. (hehe) shorter or taller? taller  70. older or younger? depends on the person, I couldn't set a preference for that  71. romantic or spontaneous? don't care  72. nice arms? ashton irwin plz  73. sensitive or loud? either  74. hook-up or relationship? relationship 75. trouble maker or hesitant? trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER: 76. kissed a stranger? nope  77. drank hard liquor? yah  78. lost glasses/contacts? nope   79. sex on the first date? nope  80. broken someones heart? dunno maybe  81. Had your own heart broken? kinda, we never dated so  82. been arrested? nope  83. turned someone down? idk  84. cried when someone died? yes 85. fallen for a friend? yeah oops 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  86. yourself? nope 87. miracles? nope  88. love at first sight? nope  89. heaven? not the belief that there is a god waiting in a perfect white world above the clouds but i do believe that there is some sort of afterlife  90. santa claus? nope 91. kiss on the first date? depends 92. angels? nope

Tagging

 skinnyjeanshood, marvellashton (lol you've already been tagged oh well), unofficiallyirwin, lashtonlosers, chocolate-muke, chirsargent, pr0nkk cbf any more