#chocolateghost fic

[chocolateghost]

Of Film & Paper

Chapter 6 - The Crew II/Sexual Harassment

“Can you believe this?” He whispered to her, voice low and breathy. Sansa shivered, imagining what it might be like to hear that same voice whispering filthy things into her ear. She squeezed her thighs tight at the thought.

What are you doing? Not here! Not now! Snap out of it! SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!

“Oh… yeah... I know right?” She stammered, praying that her words made sense in context.

Seemingly satisfied with her response, Jon gave her an excited nod and turned his attention back to the meeting.

I need to get a grip. I am practically one look away from mounting him right in the middle of the conference room. And that is NOT ok. Alright, take a step back. Deep breaths. Focus on the meeting instead. The SEXUAL HARASSMENT seminar. Gods, talk about irony.

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Hey There, Mrs. Lovely

Chapter 11 - Everything But The Kitchen Sink

“...look at the boy! He’s so hot! Like a young Johnny Depp! You know, before he got all shitty and turned into ugly-ass Grindelwald. Eww.”

“I’m sorry, Grindel- what now?” Ned asked, skillfully flipping a burger.

“It’s a Harry Potter thing, dad,” Robb chimed in.

“Well, I don’t care who or what he looks like,” Catelyn scolded, “Jon is a young boy and you will do well not to sexualize him. His mother is just over on the other side of the yard need I remind you.”

Marg hiccuped. “Ok look, all I’m saying is that he has the pouty lips of an angel and I’d like to 21 Jump his Street if you catch my drift. Wink wink nudge nudge.”

“MARGAERY OLENNA TYRELL!”

“What? Like you all weren’t thinking it!”

Poor Jon’s face was redder than the bottle of ketchup sitting next to him. Catelyn shut her eyes tight and pinched the bridge of her nose. Theon and Robb looked at each other and shook their heads. However, Ned nodded slightly as if in agreement.

Sansa was absolutely appalled at her friend. And then to make matters worse, Margaery’s eyes locked on hers.

Oh no. This is not good.

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