#chokusenoni

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6 characters...? I'm sure most will send bucci gang since with the anime running it's indeed IN™, so i'll mix em up! Brumom, Mista, Josuke, Caesar, Gappy, Lisa Lisa, Polnareff!

Hi dear! You sure are right about that, and let’s see what I do with your extra two! 

Push off a cliff - Gappy bc i dunno him yet and maybe Araki gave him an OP enough stand to magically survive that?? (I hope??)

Kiss - Josuke!! Soft boio...

Marry - Mista, like, did you doubt me and my Mista thirst, did you dare doubt- Also Bruno because yay for poli relationships!!

Set on Fire - Caesar but with the only condition I can throw him into the nearest pond to avoid more damage,,, blease

Wrap a Blanket around - Polnareff!

Be Roommates with - Lisa Lisa, please be my mom and my cool wine aunt friend,,, i wanna,, i need-

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“I’ll shut up before I go too in depth about him and our 22 children named after Spanish dishes.” Please tell me the firstborn is called Croqueta

Yes she is, and she’s a beautiful summer child with her father’s eyes and my beauty spot, instead of under her tiny lip, she has it on her left buttcheek.

Thanks for asking about Croqueta!

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Oh! It’s such a surprise to know that! maybe i heard him play at a feria del barrio and didn’t even connect the dots... I’ve heard about the “Butifarra, Panellets y otras cosas de comer” band... does Fuet play there (my offer to drop mine STILL stands! and FOREVER WILL! you’re human and as such your wellbeing should always be a priority, u ain’t getting paid for those after all?)

Yes he does! I’m glad you noticed my dear child’s talent! Although, both Risotto and I find his band’s name a bit... Interesting. We support him and his friends no matter. We even made them some merch! 

(Nononon, yours will be done as well as the rest! I am in fact not getting paid but I also do this because I like to! Today was just not my day and I barely made much progress ;w; Although, before going to sleep, I’m leaving quick major ideas for each drafted matchup to tackle tomorrow fully! Writing basically a short fic for every matchup is a bit... it takes a toll, let’s say ;w;)

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If those end too repeated, maybe la squadra? minus Sorbet/Gelato since there's not much from canon to pick there and whoever you feel less!

OH YES LA SQUADRA I LOVE YOU!!!

Push off a cliff - Formaggio (maybe he can survive by turning himself smol??)

Kiss - ,,,Melone,,,, I’m stinky like that sorry,,,,

Marry - Do you even-, are you questioning- It’s Risotto, yes it’s him, I’ll shut up before I go too in depth about him and our 22 children named after Spanish dishes.

Set on Fire - Pesci darling i’m so sorry ,,,

Wrap a Blanket around - Ghiaccio my dudebro bc he needs a Kit Kat, a Snickers, a Twix, anything to chill out and I love him.

Be Roommates with - Prosciutto. Blease dad scold me about my lazy habits of never doing my bed daily and eating trash I’ll enjoy it And for the sake of not leaving Illuso out, he’d be a great roommate too, I can appreciate him pranking Prosci and I with weird mirror reflections at 3 am, I appreciate that.

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Well OFC Paella and her father get so along! there’s sooooo much of him in her, ya know? And I’ve heard Huevos Cabreaos is having issues with some classmate? hope papa and his calmest bro Fuet help him manage his feeling better (daaaw i’m happy my late night shitpost is humouring you! i’ll make sure to send memes your way whenever i catch u stressed AND BLESS THAT DISH TAG LMFAO)

(JDHFSGKS DEADASS THO, ILY, thank u so much??? I was feeling so bummed bc I got so many matchups that im at a loss with today and?? hhh Also the dish tag is now an official blog tag, Risotto’s and my dish children are now officially canon in this blog in honor of this blessed night)

You’re right! And oh... You see, Huevos Cabreaos really is just a very intense, but deep child. He’s going through what the kids call an “eemo” phase? No matter, I’m sure Fuet can help him calm down with some of his compositions, Fuet’s a really talented musician! He’ll play his brother sardanas when he’s feeling down and they’ll dance together, making his father shred one or two tears. He’s so proud!

[dongiovannaswife]

Tesoro! Cielo! No dejes que los anones te desanimen! Bollito de crema!

¡Awww! No te preocupes corazón, nada de eso me afecta. 💞

[dongiovannaswife]

grape and tangelo!

Grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Grave. No but seriously, I think Greece or Rome.

Tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

I've always had something for vampires so yeah, a vampire!

[kawamamilosc]

Let me be the first: So how's ichi? how dem cute eyebrows?

he good and his eyebrows are cute as heck even tho they’re not strong at all