#choose bruce

[crispytubes]

i have no evidence he can sing or play the lute but in my heart it feels correct (background practice mostly)

also other stuff:

[twilightofthesandwiches]

The actual funniest thing about the detail of, like, Simon Petrikov's eternal blood-feud with Choose Goose and all of his multiverse derivatives actually extending back to the Pre-Mushroom-War Era where a 'Bruce Guese' wrote a very disrespectful article about Simon discovering the Enchiridion

Is like, this newspaper clipping came from IK's the The Past Room, Simon must've read it. And I'd have to imagine, at some points throughout the Literal Years he spent surviving through the literal nuclear apocalypse, Simon must've jokingly thought to himself 'well, on the plus side, at least I'm not going to meet [jerk that I hate] ever again haha!', and that likely included Mr. Bruce Guese.

AND YET

Despite Simon losing almost everyone from his previous life, this one motherfucker's inexplicitly avian decedents continue to haunt him!

[spanishshipper]

I need to kiss his lips so bad

[mercurys-chapeleiro]

Geese enjoy’d, by my father that is

[pixel-at-ed]

“All my stuff is gone! Now they're goin' after your home!”

337/500

[crispytubes]

I don’t usually do fankids but ig this is the exception

[crispytubes]

date night ig

[crispytubes]

thats right im the roaring knight