#chrisp rat

[some-11-year-old]

Illumination holding Charles Martinet back as Chris Pratt records in his normal voice

[thearsonistofarland]

W-W-WHO’S SURGERY??? WHO ARE WE OPERATING ON????

[the-faxx-macheen]

Blood and Violence on Planet Earth

[holycowboybatman]

My only real take about the Mario movie is that they should be very hesitant to follow up with a Zelda film if Mario does well. If they think the reaction to Chris Pratt was bad it will be nothing compared to the ravenous insane feral reaction to whatever Hollywood mid-tier actor they have play Link.

[jochgie]

"Despite Chris Pratt, I'm pretty excited for this movie!" ~ almost every reaction to the new Mario Movie I've seen so far

[aryesdanger24]

Everyone talking about Chris Prats voice acting needing to be changed (not gonna happen)

BUT THEY NEED TO GIVE MARIO BACK HIS CAKE ASS! YOU CANT DEPREIVE US OF HIS ACCENT AND HIS ASS!

Let Mario have cake 🙏 At least let us have his ass back.

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

I have decided to use Technology for evil

[bands-and-books]

when chrisp rat realized kayla says she likes redheads but doesn’t specify if she means only male redheads