Springtime Thingtime

Alex • (he/him) • Brat from NL • Digital diary of my thoughts I blog about books, gaming, uni life or whatever has my interest at the moment

[jochgie]

It's just me and my small €7 fan against the world

[dad-cetemol]

TURN ON MII NEWS. ANY CHANNEL

[andyetnobananas]

Hey OP? What does this mean??

[jochgie]

Last night I dreamt I watched a video essay and one part was straight up seared into my brain when I woke up to the point I can recite it word for word

[jochgie]

*person sitting in front of a blank wall with a microphone in their hand*

Youtuber: There's also the phenomena of groups on the internet claiming everyday objects as a distinct part of their subculture, although sometimes it's not as unique as they think it is...

*cut to a screen recording of a Discord call with about a dozen trans youths, one holding an egg to the camera*

All, chanting: EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

*cut to an episode of RuPaul's drag race; a scene in a dressing room with a few drag queen half in make-up. One queen slowly turns towards the camera, holding an egg like it's a priceless artefact*

Drag queen: "Behold! Our signature thing! When the fans see this, they will go WILD!"

*cut to an interview with an artsy looking lady in a museum*

Lady (with a heavy French accent): "Well, being French, I do have certain je ne sais quai when it comes to eggs."

[jochgie]

Last night I dreamt I watched a video essay and one part was straight up seared into my brain when I woke up to the point I can recite it word for word

[jochgie]

*opens google*

"How do I look like as attractive as I do in the window of a bus, driving down the midnight highway"

[jochgie]

Tomodachi Life's workshop and me writing fanfiction again made me remember how fun it is to just create stuff, even if no-one else cares

[jochgie]

Like, to be able to look at something you made and be proud of it: good shit. Can't wait to do more of it.

[jochgie]

Tomodachi Life's workshop and me writing fanfiction again made me remember how fun it is to just create stuff, even if no-one else cares

[jochgie]

Currently reading a fantasy book that takes place at least 300 years in our future, except society has since regressed back into a feudalistic middle-age society.

This means that it reads like any other fantasy book, except you sometimes get blindsided by fucking h*rry p*tter

[dimentastic]

this is me every time my mii's interact with each other. game of the year 2026

[jochgie]

I have to physically restrain myself from spamming my friends anytime something funny happens on my tomodachi life island

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[jochgie]

Item: A Box of Bandages Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What final boss actually broke you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Groal the Great from Silksong. He's the only boss that I cheesed while playing that game because I just couldn't care less. I truly think that every bit of game-design surrounding him is absolute garbage.

The insanely long run-back; the random spawning of enemies on said insanely long run-back; the tedious gauntlet beforehand; the maggots; the platforms; his attacks; everything.

[jochgie]

genuinely considering starting a dream journal because my dreams have batshit insane lately. Tell my why I committed home invasion, experienced the nuclear apocolypse and resurrected a roman emperor all in just the past week

[jochgie]

Actually, you're only a Hollander of you're from the Holland region of The Netherlands. Otherwise, you're just sparkling Dutch.

[sermna]

???

[jochgie]

Finally took the time to update my blogs appearance. Gone is the ugly little guy in my profile picture who annoyed me every time I looked at it and gone is the colourful eyesore that was my banner.

Still not fully satisfied, but at least it's presentable now..

[jochgie]

Oh yeah, also changed my blogs name from Ambitious Harmonica to Jochgie, the name I've been using everywhere else for years a.t.p.. No idea why it took this long.

[jochgie]

Finally took the time to update my blogs appearance. Gone is the ugly little guy in my profile picture who annoyed me every time I looked at it and gone is the colourful eyesore that was my banner.

Still not fully satisfied, but at least it's presentable now..