Summertime Simmertime

Alex • (he/him) • Brat from NL • Digital diary of my thoughts I blog about books, gaming, uni life or whatever has my interest at the moment

[jochgie]

I just love how the human digestive system has a "nearly home"-mode its just lovely

[jochgie]

Drunk enough to want to go to McDonalds, sober enough to realise I'll probably end up on my knees begging that one hot guy working there to... *ahem* ...go out with me

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[jochgie]

As someone who only has one post that gets a couple of notes per week, the monthly activity graph is so funny. Especially the hourly one.

Like, look at my spikes dude I'm gonna roast some marshmellows on them

[jochgie]

It's just me and my small €7 fan against the world

[dad-cetemol]

TURN ON MII NEWS. ANY CHANNEL

[andyetnobananas]

Hey OP? What does this mean??

[jochgie]

Last night I dreamt I watched a video essay and one part was straight up seared into my brain when I woke up to the point I can recite it word for word

[jochgie]

*person sitting in front of a blank wall with a microphone in their hand*

Youtuber: There's also the phenomena of groups on the internet claiming everyday objects as a distinct part of their subculture, although sometimes it's not as unique as they think it is...

*cut to a screen recording of a Discord call with about a dozen trans youths, one holding an egg to the camera*

All, chanting: EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

*cut to an episode of RuPaul's drag race; a scene in a dressing room with a few drag queen half in make-up. One queen slowly turns towards the camera, holding an egg like it's a priceless artefact*

Drag queen: "Behold! Our signature thing! When the fans see this, they will go WILD!"

*cut to an interview with an artsy looking lady in a museum*

Lady (with a heavy French accent): "Well, being French, I do have certain je ne sais quai when it comes to eggs."

[jochgie]

Last night I dreamt I watched a video essay and one part was straight up seared into my brain when I woke up to the point I can recite it word for word

[jochgie]

*opens google*

"How do I look like as attractive as I do in the window of a bus, driving down the midnight highway"

[jochgie]

Tomodachi Life's workshop and me writing fanfiction again made me remember how fun it is to just create stuff, even if no-one else cares

[jochgie]

Like, to be able to look at something you made and be proud of it: good shit. Can't wait to do more of it.

[jochgie]

Tomodachi Life's workshop and me writing fanfiction again made me remember how fun it is to just create stuff, even if no-one else cares

[jochgie]

Currently reading a fantasy book that takes place at least 300 years in our future, except society has since regressed back into a feudalistic middle-age society.

This means that it reads like any other fantasy book, except you sometimes get blindsided by fucking h*rry p*tter

[dimentastic]

this is me every time my mii's interact with each other. game of the year 2026

[jochgie]

I have to physically restrain myself from spamming my friends anytime something funny happens on my tomodachi life island

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[jochgie]

Item: A Box of Bandages Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What final boss actually broke you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Groal the Great from Silksong. He's the only boss that I cheesed while playing that game because I just couldn't care less. I truly think that every bit of game-design surrounding him is absolute garbage.

The insanely long run-back; the random spawning of enemies on said insanely long run-back; the tedious gauntlet beforehand; the maggots; the platforms; his attacks; everything.

[jochgie]

genuinely considering starting a dream journal because my dreams have batshit insane lately. Tell my why I committed home invasion, experienced the nuclear apocolypse and resurrected a roman emperor all in just the past week