#christ sake

[burirammin]

tire puncture..... okay good night fellas it was a race

[meyhmeyh]

isakai time

[art-and-other-rhythms]

Never thought I’d be praying for a draw against Fulham on Day 1 of the Premier League

[bisexual-horror-fan]

goddamnit internet just WHAT do i have to search for to find the burnt pizza dick of my dreams (that’s not $400) 😭 (surely it’s out there i mean the guy’s been around since the 80s)

SERIOUSLY!!!

So as you all know I'm in Canada, so I I wanted that bad boy, it's 374, it would have free shipping but the conversion rate would make it over 100 dollars more expensive! I'd be paying 480, almost 500 for a poor Freddy fucking Canadian slut!

I feel your pain Anon and I hate it here.

[theactualpufferfish]

bellarke is no more.

just clarke x impossible choices

[actualshinguujicockrekiyo]

rt at this point i'm mostly only watching for neo and if i don't see her soon i'm going to cause a damn riot

[glassofgaytea]

there’s actually no escape from good omens hell is there. fuck sake

[beckiboos]

Me and my mum talking about her washing machine

Mum - “...anyway I hadn’t cleaned it in a while so I poured bleach and vinegar and-“

Me “Not at the same time, right?”

Mum “yeah why?”

Me “YOU NEVER MIX BLEACH AND VINEGAR MUM!! IT MAKES CHLORINE GAS!!”

Mum “BUT I’VE ALWAYS DONE IT!!!”

Me “THAT DOESNT MAKE IT NOT TOXIC FFS!”

It’s a miracle this woman is still alive.

DON’T MIX BLEACH AND VINEGAR!