#christeana

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tim lincecum and buster posey as fbi agents

There’s a drug deal going down in the cove tonight, so Tim secures his vest and double-checks the gun in his holster, knows Posey is doing the same behind him.

“Try not to get tackled by some fucking goon this time, yeah?” Posey hisses through his teeth, sneer giving way to laughter when Tim whirls around to glare at him.

“That was one time!”

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christeana replied to your post:why are these jerseys so ugly i’m going to...

excuse u these are the best jerseys they’ve ever had

anyways.............

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christeana yep!! lmao it fits perfectly imo

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christeana replied to your post “i just started my period there’s blood everywhere and my entire body...”

i wish i could send you cupcakes to make you feel better <333

it’s the thought that counts!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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christeana replied to your post:there’s this one sushi restaurant that’s like...

i would send you sushi money but i also have $0

at least we’re struggling together

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you know i've been reading your url this whole time as "fad east ride" but then i read it again as "fade a stride" and i just don't know what it is

hahaha I don’t think anyone but me knows what it is and you’re the first person to ask

it’s part of a line from the Rufus Wainwright song “Greek Song” - all the pearls of China fade astride a volta

I went through a really long Rufus Wainwright phase in middle and high school and most of the usernames stuck

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christeana replied to your post:i honestly just don’t understand of all the...

why wasn’t it tim jackman

that’s honestly exactly what i was thinking when i made that post but then i realized, who would want jackman??

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christeana replied to your post:for the 41st overall pick you have got to be...

literally what are they going to do with that

honestly i have no idea i’m beyond flabbergasted rn i choked on my eggplant parm i’m half convinced this is just some weird dream