#christian.

[christiangeistdorfer]

CHRISTIAN GESITDÖRFER & WALTER RÖHRL at the 1983 PORTUGAL RALLY

[niieve]

OPEN TO: @clickbaiit​​

“are you sure that your moms are totally gay? because i’m pretty sure one of them has the hots for me.” christian questioned polo once he’d returned from the kitchen, a fresh beer in each hand. “i mean, it’s not impossible, right? you didn’t think you were into dudes, before you met me. maybe it runs in the family.” one of the bottles was handed off to polo as he settled back down on the couch, picking up the controller for the video game they’d been playing. “let ‘em down easy for me, will ya? i’ve already got my hands full with you and the princess.” 

[fatalgames-a]

open to m/nb/intersex. ( christian / political advisor ) connections: professional sugar baby, rent boy, private escort, anything that fits --- christian is the chief of staff for the british prime minister and he is currently tasked with finding the pm’s next secret lover who presents as male but has female genitalia.

“the p.m. is very eager to meet you. i can already tell he’s going to like you.” he took a sip from his beer. “can i see it?” he asked. he’d never been with an intersex person before and felt curious. not to mention he was drunk enough to let any kind of personal decorum or manners. “your pussy.”

[leomaddox]

˚  INCOMING  — CJ .

LEO: so now that my eyes have fully uh... whats the world

LEO: adjusted.

LEO: thank you man... idk how else to put it but i am very fucking grateful but what made you wanna do that ??

[stcllvs]

˚ 　　incoming 　 .　cj　 . ⊹

STELLA: is that my bestie in a tessie ?

STELLA: fresh blow out ! skin on tan ! oh he pretty !

STELLA: bitch you look good with a T at the end

STELLA: IMA HYPE CJ EVERY TIME THATS MY MOTHER FUCKING FRIEND

[junibugs]

this man needs to be jailed. needs to be locked up and put away for these crimes. he cannot keep doing this it's fucking... it's... i CANT! i'm done. i literally cant. i'm going to fall unconscious.

[beckhcm]

𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @1carter​

                  “ no, dude. i swear to god she wants me. ”  he says for the millionth time that night.  he looks up at the stage where miranda cosgrove -the new love of his life,  is singing a love song and looking straight into his soul. “  you have to pull some of your carter strings and get her to come back to our place.”