You heard right, dreamers. Holly Nixon is alive and kickin' and living right here in NYC. I know, we're miserable about it too.
A bitchy little bird told us everything. So, here's what you need to know. Don't say we never gave you anything.
The missing girl has been living with Mr Heart of Gold Winters and Mr Smirkalicious Briggs. Only they themselves and the big bearded guy in the sky know how they've been hiding her away for so long. Major props for your sneaky ways, gentlemen. Apparently, Andrew is the one behind the whole hide-the-blonde jig. I'm impressed. I didn't think he had it in him.
Trouble in delusional paradise for Gloom Queen Iris. The poor china doll just can't seem to stop herself from breaking anymore. She's been blaming everyone but herself after hearing the news. Have a good, long think about this, Queenie - there must be a reason why Holly Nixon told everyone but you. And why did she chose your twin to be her saviour? Ouch, that must sting.
If you can smell betrayal in the air, it's not a new funky scented yankee candle. Iris was spotted having it out with Chris - apparently poor old smirk-a-lot was close to tears, and Iris couldn't hold hers back. Who knew Christopher had a heart? Did any of you catch it on camera? No? Shame on you. We won't believe it until we see it.
