#christopher tai

[esperwatchesfilms]

Spiral (2021)

I’ve placed my scoring under a spoiler because this movie literally came out today. I highly recommend seeing it, though. I thought it was an excellent new chapter to the Book of Saw!

ESE: 115/100

50 +5 for new pig mask +5 for tongue trap -10 for the new instructions voice being absolutely horrendous +10 for Chris Rock +5 for the Forrest Gump discussion +5 for Marisol Nichols +5 for Max Minghella -5 for the assholes not listening +10 for Samuel L. Jackson +5 for Fitch having to play a game -5 for a cop having a key “hidden” on top of the door frame +5 for cute piggy cop puppet +5 for the boxes Banks keeps receiving +5 for the finger trap -10 for killing a witness so he won’t testify against a cop -5 for Schenk’s arm-skin pig-head doll -5 for Schenk’s death +5 for the wax trap +5 for the original saw +5 for bobbypins +5 for the glass trap +5 for Banks’s game +10 for Schenk being the witness’s son and not actually being dead -10 for Zeke’s corrupt father +10 for the puppet trap Zeke’s father is in +5 for Shenck getting away and sequel possibilities +5 for Saw theme remix

[trashyspam]

yoooo that Charles Freeman character is daddy idc