#chromihide

[my-anndreamer]

Humanformers fankids!

[ut-girl666]

Ironhide: Femmes, when you get mood swings, do you want some space, or-

Optimus, lovingly smiling at Elita behind his mask, head rested on his hand: -or do you want our attention?

Chromia and Elita in perfect unison: Yes.

[ut-girl666]

… imagine if/head canon-

Chromia would sing “I Won’t Say (I’m in Love)”, talking about Ironhide, like an absolute goddamn tsundere.

Optimus and Elita would follow her around as the muses, telling her “face it, you’re head over for him.”

Chromia’d probably also end up swearing them out at the end of the song when she realizes Ironhide heard her sing the last line, or felt her do so over their bond, and see him smirk, going “I’m endeared, ‘Mia.”

Op and Elita go running down the halls of the Ark like “that would be our cue to run.” “Let’s-a-go!” As she’s screaming shit like “goddamn pit spawned glitchfuckers for a Prime and head general!!1¡!1¡”

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C: “No way, no chance, I won’t say it, no no!”

E: “you swoon,~ you sigh,~”

OP: “why deny it?~ oh oh.”

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They end up making weekend hobby out of it, or more of a “whenever-the-fuck-we’re-bored” sort of a hobby, just pissing off and flustering Chromia to her wits end.

Solely for the shits and giggles, nothing more a I assure, not like their trying to desperately get them to just fucking move forward and finally just get to proposing, and getting engaged, because “it’s been- how long?” “And they’ve known each other longer than WE have!”

Anyway, just don’t imagine that, okay people? Yeah don’t imagine it. Whatever you do, don’t.

[ut-girl666]

Chromia: One of my exes once said he couldn't live without me, and I've recently found out he's still alive.

Ironhide:

Chromia: more lies.

[ut-girl666]

Ironhide: I'm sick, ‘Mia.

Chromia: did you take some medicine?

Ironhide: plan my funeral.