I know this is already canon but I ship you a lot with Alicorn, you are really cute and good together.
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I know this is already canon but I ship you a lot with Alicorn, you are really cute and good together.
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I have been informed that I have a Toblerone Of Tabs, or: A Tablerone
Other people: Isn’t it weird how ‘Ring Around the Rosie’ is about the Black Plague? How did a bunch of children even learn a song like that?
@luminousalicorn: *sings Merlin the MLF Lullaby when he fusses*
Me: Spouse, are fairy powers just a pun?
Alicorn: What? No.
Me: They ferry.
Alicorn: No.
Hey did I ever mention @luminousalicorn and I had a kid? I’m worried we might’ve forgotten to mention that
Alicorn also suggested ‘HOMEMADE BABY’ which I think is totally appropriate if I’m posting adorable pictures but not so much for anecdotes
Alicorn thinks my Merlin tag should be ‘bragging about my reproductive fitness’. I haven’t decided if I’m actually going to use it, but I think it’s fucking hilarious, so I’m sharing it.
Alicorn: I think we should give him a bath soon
Me: Yeah, makes sense
Alicorn: Because I dropped curry on his head
Me: I love you