Want to know what life is like with CRPS?
Dip your body in lighter fluid strike a match then you are good and burned, wear spandex
Stay awake for 72 hours and try and function
Get hit by a bus
Bang your head against the wall until you can’t see straight
Walk around with 40 lb. ankle weights
Get a car battery and jumper cables, attach to your body while standing in water
Make sure you take all your medications (that don’t work worth a shit), and then realize that you will be constipated for the rest of your life
Have a friends over and let them hit your body in random places with a sledge hammer
Smile when someone ask you how you feel
enjoy your life and your new symptoms!














