#chubby!kristoff

[somecallmejohn]

Y’know what? Fuck it! I’m gonna start spreading my chubby!Kristanna propaganda!

[kingkrisofarendelle]

Ok, hear me out! How about chubby!Kristoff? He already looks so cute with how soft his personality and cheeks are, imagine how cuter he'd look if his body was just as soft X3

[kingkrisofarendelle]

Ok hear me out! How about chubby!Kristoff? He already is Anna's soft teddy bear and looks extremely cute, but he could be so much cuter!!!

[sociallyimpairedbear]

Au where Kristoff gained a lot of weight and none of his clothes are fitting

[Gonna go with a modern AU here.]

To be perfectly honest, Kristoff was getting desperate. He'd been digging through his closet for close to an hour now, but he couldn't find anything decent to wear.

Not that his clothes didn't look nice -- they weren't fancy or anything, but they were well-worn and taken care of. It was more of a...size issue. 

For the past year, Kristoff had been out of a job. He'd moved back to his family's farm, and started helping out there again -- but that was only supposed to be a room and board situation. He was going to get another job in a while, and would be able to carry on where he left off away from home.

But that hadn't happened.

And here he was, twenty-two, living back at home, and about to go on a date with Anna -- if he could only find some clothes that actually fit!

It seemed going back to eating his Ma's food every day had left him a bit...heavier than when he was living on his own.

Which he didn't really care too much about, he wasn't a vain person, if only he hadn't put so much on that nothing fit.

"Come on, come on...I have to pick her up in fifteen minutes, and I can't show up to her house in a hoodie and sweatpants...," Kristoff grumbled, tossing another pair of too-tight pants over his shoulder.

[sociallyimpairedbear]

An AU where Hans putting weight gain powder in all of Kristoff food and drinks, Kristoff doesn't notice at all until he starts to blow up in size. Modern or frozen verse or both

Kristoff, while not a dumb person by any means, was not always particularly observant. When it didn’t hold an interest to him, he could often miss things — especially when they were subtle.

And subtle was Hans’ specialty. 

As the more talented in the kitchen roommate, Hans usually went out of his way to make the meals — if only so that he could eat real food, and none of that greasy garbage Kristoff often brought back from a late shift at work. So, it was simple enough for the ginger to…add something a little extra to his rather oblivious roommate’s meals.

Nothing harmful, of course — at least, not in moderation. Just a little…personal test in the blond’s observational skills. Purely academic, it was all about the psychology of it.

That was his excuse should it ever come to a confrontation, that is.

A little powder mixed into his food or a drink — it was easy enough to do; Kristoff ate like a Rottweiler, barely stopping to breathe, let alone slow down to see if anything tasted off. 

To be honest, Hans was surprised Kristoff didn’t think much of his clothes getting tighter or having to buy new ones in bigger sizes completely. Hans was highly aware and impeccable about the way he looked, and how others perceived him. He had a routine, a regimen, for maintaining his image.

Kristoff simply didn’t seem to care about that.

"Hey, Ferret Face."

Ah, there was his charming roommate now —

Not…wearing any pants. Or a shirt, for that matter. Just a pair of very strained looking boxer shorts.

My, he had certainly filled out.

"Did you shrink my clothes in the wash again, or did I put on a few?"

[sociallyimpairedbear]

Can you write an AU about Kristoff really getting oversight when he's like close to 300lbs

[Since I don’t see canon!Kristoff letting himself go that much, you’ll be getting a college AU, Anonymoose. Looks like I’m going full hog on these chubby!Kristoff things.]

If there was one thing in Kristoff’s life he’d always dreaded, it was scales. Though he’d been adopted into his family, it was a family of big people — not necessarily tall, more big in the sense of wide. And almost as soon as he’d been taken in, Bulda — his adoptive mother — had been quick to impart the “full bellies, happy family” mentality. She loved to cook, and everyone loved her food.

Even when he was younger, scales were a bane to him. His Ma told him he was just built bigger than the other kids, and went about solving the problem by making one of Kristoff’s favorite meals or giving him a treat. As such, that didn’t really solve the problem, it just gave him a backwards way of dealing with his feelings.

So, from pudgy kid, to chubby teen, Kristoff was stepping into adulthood on the huskier side.

He didn’t really care too much, until his buddy, Sven, started to joke about his freshman fifteen turning into more of a freshman forty. Which Kristoff couldn’t refute, simply because the numbers were not on his side. Staying up late either doing school work or relaxing on his laptop, more often than not eating junk the entire time — not to mention holidays spent back home, with plenty of good food — it wasn’t hard to figure out how that had happened.

"It’s just a number," Kristoff said to himself, trying to ignore the protest from the cheap scale he’d gotten as he stepped onto it. Playing a little “if I don’t look, it doesn’t exist” for a moment, he glanced at the little digital numbers.

Freshman forty, indeed. Maybe he’d cut out some of the junk, and actually check out the gym they had on campus…

[sociallyimpairedbear]

"You've gained a bit of weight, haven't you? But you still look cute!"

"Is this a little payback for what I said, ‘cause I seriously did mean that as a compliment," Kristoff huffed a bit, subtly attempting to suck in his stomach.

[sociallyimpairedbear]

Chubby Kristoff AUs would be nice

[I’m going to assume this is the Chubby Love Anonymoose from the other night. So, if I put up a little Chubby!Kristoff starter, you’d want it to be a modern AU?]

[If this isn’t that same Anonymoose, then I’ll just agree with you. Yup, Chubby!Kristoff AU’s are awesome. We’ve got cute, Chubby!Anna, so we should also get more Chubby!Kristoff. OuO]