((meulin, fef, and rose fatcanons!
(( my heart omg
honestly meulin’s is kind of sad lmao but i still dig itI imagine Meulin has always been kinda chubby, in a sort of pampered housecat way, yknowand something she and Kurloz always used to do together was cook, like as a couple thing rightbut thenthe accidentso when Meu and Kurloz are recovering, she cooks for the both of them, but he won’t eat, because he’s got the stitches across his mouth, so she takes care of his food for himshe stress-eats because she thinks it’s her fault, she eats the food he won’t eat. it doesn’t last, but the damage is done yknow, so now when she cooks she cooks for two out of habit, and doesn’t really feel satisfied until she’s eaten two meals (which she misjudges based on her own appetite, so eventually one meal is enough for two, and two is enough for four, and she just keeps stuffing herself basically it’s a slippery slope) and that’s how chub meulin!(she also wears tight sweaters and has loads of tattoos under them and loves to sin)
all of my rosecanons owe a lot to my good friend azure who plays the best rose in the universe, so i’m heavily inspired by thatrose is short, predisposed to being kinda heavy, and also has no fucking idea what self-control isshe doesn’t GO WILD and pig out, but her mother’s pampering and her disdainful attitude towards moderation and her passive-aggressive streak leads to her just casually grazing from her mother’s endless supply of treats until she really can’t eat anymore, and her weakness to chocolate and utter lack of willpower tends to push her past that point to suffering and she just packs on the poundssave rose lalonde from herself honestly
FEFERI is my magnum fucking opus, i have a lot of opinions about dear sweet feferu, and she’s also pretty differenti give other characters an excuse to get fat, and with feferi it’s reversedi have this weird headcanon where fuschiablooded trolls are just genetically predisposed to be massively fat (and also like 10+ feet tall by adulthood), kinda like whalesit’s just how they are, it’s healthy for them to be very fat, and they have wicked appetites that their bodies have trouble keeping up with as a resultSOi’ve got it in my head that Condy is pushing Gl’bgolyb to actually purposefully starve Feferi, keeping her on a restrictive diet to weaken her before she grows into a threatthe same thing happened to Condy when she was growing up, and she’s STILL trying to push the limits of her stomach to try to catch up with where her body should beof course, Feferi has a colossal appetite and cheats whenever she can, and Condy really doesn’t expect any less from her, but she’s still trying to keep Feferi in the normal-troll classification of overweight which is the fuchsia classification of severely underweightso Fef regularly stuffs herself to the bursting point because that’s what her body tells her she needs, gets hunger pangs even when she physically can’t move from fullness, constantly craves the fattiest and richest foods, packs on weight very easily, and is the cutest squishiest happiest ball of blubber you could ask fori love fat Fefi so much i cannot physically handle it
