#fatcanons

[katsukis-sad-angel]

Fatcanons; An s/o who gets bad cramps

Pairing: Taishiro Toyomitsu (Fatgum) x F!Reader

Warnings: none really, lots of cute fluff, sfw content, mentions of food (grab your snacks kids), swearing in the AN

AN: Been feeling not 100% lately cuz being female sucks so while eating soup, I wrote these for my fellow ladies out there who feel like death during shark week aka code red aka you get the fucking idea I’ll shut up now

Ok, some things you need to know

Tai is a BIG man… like REALLY big

BIG BIG BIG

8’2” in his fat form

Damn buddy

I’m only 5’5”

Taishiro wakes up one morning to find you  hunched over in his arms, face white with pain and absolute misery

Worried boyfriend/husband/fiancee mode activate

“What’s up honey? Ya look really pale.”

You’re kinda shy about it at first, not wanting to talk about woman… stuff but he’s a sweetheart about it, coaxing you, telling you it’s ok and that he loves you, and you don’t have to be afraid to tell him

When you finally tell him what’s wrong, he goes into plus ultra boyfriend/husband/fiancee panic mode

Almost breaks the bed when he came back with the necessary items to make you feel better

“On a scale of 1 ta 10 how much does it hurt, baby?”

“Ya need a hot water bottle? Right here darling.”

Pet names... ‘his little gummy bear’ or ‘sweet-tart’ or ‘sugar baby’  

He wouldn’t leave your side except to get food or another hot water bottle or food

Did I mention food?

Lots of food

Don’t forget that

Wraps you in an extra yellow hoodie if he has to leave for hero work and stuff but is really whiny and upset that he has to leave you

Lotsa forehead kisses, cuddles, gentle hugs, tummy massages, yummy food, jokes, Hulu marathons, etc

Massages tho…

Boi has some strong and large-ass hands

He definitely sings to you

Fite me

Spoils you (more than usual) and makes you feel like an absolute queen

If you start feeling better, he would draw a hot bath and let you recline and relax in there with him for a little while

Washes your hair and gets touchy, but not too touchy

Very considerate

Talks to you in a sweet, deep voice that makes your coochie tingle despite the pain

Either you lay on his stomach, or he lays on his side next to you

Carries you around in one big arm if you request to be moved

Kisses your stomach, your hands, and your lips

Yes please

If you’re pregnant, he’d probs refer to the baby as ‘babygum’

Calls off of work to spend as long as he possibly can by your side

he makes a huge pillow and blanket fort and the pair of you spend an entire day in there cuddling and watching Hulu

If you try to get up or do anything yourself, he’ll grab you by the waist (as gently as possible tho) and hold you down until you stop moving.

“T-Tai! You’re taking the day off, but I can get some water by myself right?”

“Nuh-uh. Stay.”

*gets the water*

If he has to leave, you cry and beg him not to leave you, holding onto him and refusing to let go of his shirt or his neck

Wraps you up like a burrito in a blanket

is constantly making sure you’re not in too much pain

likes it when you hold one of his hands in both of your own

When your cycle is over, you pretend that you’re still having cramps just to keep him home all the time

but Kirishima and Tamaki...

He can’t neglect his children...

“Baby, ya gotta let go.”

Is holding you at arms length, trying to pry you off of him

“Taiiiiiii don’t goooo! Pleeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!”

You’re holding on tightly to his shirt and giving him the biggest puppy eyes

It depends on his mood whether he stays home and you get a little punishment, or he manages to secure you in a blanket burrito and escape

NOT MY ART!!

BUT IT’S SO CUTE 

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[hungryheiress]

((meulin, fef, and rose fatcanons!

(( my heart omg

honestly meulin’s is kind of sad lmao but i still dig itI imagine Meulin has always been kinda chubby, in a sort of pampered housecat way, yknowand something she and Kurloz always used to do together was cook, like as a couple thing rightbut thenthe accidentso when Meu and Kurloz are recovering, she cooks for the both of them, but he won’t eat, because he’s got the stitches across his mouth, so she takes care of his food for himshe stress-eats because she thinks it’s her fault, she eats the food he won’t eat. it doesn’t last, but the damage is done yknow, so now when she cooks she cooks for two out of habit, and doesn’t really feel satisfied until she’s eaten two meals (which she misjudges based on her own appetite, so eventually one meal is enough for two, and two is enough for four, and she just keeps stuffing herself basically it’s a slippery slope) and that’s how chub meulin!(she also wears tight sweaters and has loads of tattoos under them and loves to sin)

all of my rosecanons owe a lot to my good friend azure who plays the best rose in the universe, so i’m heavily inspired by thatrose is short, predisposed to being kinda heavy, and also has no fucking idea what self-control isshe doesn’t GO WILD and pig out, but her mother’s pampering and her disdainful attitude towards moderation and her passive-aggressive streak leads to her just casually grazing from her mother’s endless supply of treats until she really can’t eat anymore, and her weakness to chocolate and utter lack of willpower tends to push her past that point to suffering and she just packs on the poundssave rose lalonde from herself honestly

FEFERI is my magnum fucking opus, i have a lot of opinions about dear sweet feferu, and she’s also pretty differenti give other characters an excuse to get fat, and with feferi it’s reversedi have this weird headcanon where fuschiablooded trolls are just genetically predisposed to be massively fat (and also like 10+ feet tall by adulthood), kinda like whalesit’s just how they are, it’s healthy for them to be very fat, and they have wicked appetites that their bodies have trouble keeping up with as a resultSOi’ve got it in my head that Condy is pushing Gl’bgolyb to actually purposefully starve Feferi, keeping her on a restrictive diet to weaken her before she grows into a threatthe same thing happened to Condy when she was growing up, and she’s STILL trying to push the limits of her stomach to try to catch up with where her body should beof course, Feferi has a colossal appetite and cheats whenever she can, and Condy really doesn’t expect any less from her, but she’s still trying to keep Feferi in the normal-troll classification of overweight which is the fuchsia classification of severely underweightso Fef regularly stuffs herself to the bursting point because that’s what her body tells her she needs, gets hunger pangs even when she physically can’t move from fullness, constantly craves the fattiest and richest foods, packs on weight very easily, and is the cutest squishiest happiest ball of blubber you could ask fori love fat Fefi so much i cannot physically handle it