"Hey dad, can we ease up on dinner tonight? You know I fully support your cooking journey. Hell, I've taste-tested every recipe you've put out. I just don't think I - or this bed - can quite handle the consequences..."
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"Hey dad, can we ease up on dinner tonight? You know I fully support your cooking journey. Hell, I've taste-tested every recipe you've put out. I just don't think I - or this bed - can quite handle the consequences..."
Dang... I guess I matured
Cooking up some dinner to grow this belly
You caught a wild fat boy trying to go back to bed and snack
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Die Dämonin der Völlerei hat ihr Opfer gefunden.
The demon of gluttony has found her victim.
Lone (Taylor Parahumans Dallon Interlude)
>be “taylor parahumans dallon,” 22
>one parent is completely checked out, doesn’t care about us much (other parent once compared her to “the LaBourn mother”)
>other one is obsessed with worm
>still recovering, hours of therapy every day. unlearning tendencies to collect bugs and doing physical therapy to recover from that one time worm-obsessed parent did a “leviathan dice roll”, trying to forget every line of worm (parent had me memorize all of it)
>have a younger brother, still a minor (chubster)
>since chubster can’t move out, he’s still living with worm-obsessed parent
>going to get sent to non-worm-obsessed parent, which might be even worse (she forgets to give us food sometimes, at least worm-obsessed parent takes us to that burger place once in a while
>pleads me to get him out of there
>do my best, drive over there (my friend Nancy taught me how to drive)
>mother who likes worm finds out, demands an explanation and threatens to “bonesaw” me if i don’t provide a reasonable explanation
>panic
>tell my mother i’m doing a worm reenactment
>she allows it
>pick chubster up without her noticing, drive him over to Nancy’s house
>if worm-obsessed parent founds out i lied, she might bring out the echidna costume
>can’t let that happen
>what kind of worm reenactment could i do that would do
>pick up phone to ask worm-obsessed parent for advice
>crash my car cause i’m not paying attention
>oh. shit. like annette
>fading in and out of consciousness
>half-wake up on a hospital bed, months later, just like taylor hebert from worm after the locker
>doctors say i might die
>chubster is okay though
>realize i’m ignoring something
>weird background noise in senses
>more senses than i’m used to
>oh no
>cant let worm-obsessed mother find out about this, can’t let anyone find out
>don’t want to be dissected
>going to have to find a way to remove whatever part of my brain is letting me do that
>like contessa did to the original skitter, maybe?
>put the idea in the back of my mind, workshop it later
>neither parent has visited. haven’t found my drivers license under my fake name, so they just think i don’t know how to drive
>worm-obsessed parent wants to legally rename me to annette
>can’t let anyone find out about the bugs
>fall back out of consciousness, specifically tell the bugs to do what they were doing before i woke up (can’t let anyone know)
>i hope chubster’s ok
When daddy unleashed a barrage of cum inside you 🤤🥴 I hope I don’t get pregnant
"See bro? I told you I could still touch the floor! I haven't eaten myself out of a forward fold just yet. Though, I might not be able to rise from this position. I don't think I have the core muscles for that. Or, well, any muscles in general... Could you stop gawking and help me up?"