#chum squad

[britishsquidward]

for karen: do you think plankton is cute? (also COOL ROBOT LADY PRETTY)

He don't look too happy.

(If you're curious about the Chum Squad AU, send an ask, there's a post giving a brief explanation of the AU and another stating who you can ask on my profile :D)

[britishsquidward]

Hey Todays annoy squidward day!

Poor Squidward, he can't seem to get away from it

Dude when I tell you I drew this QUICK. I MEAN it lmao

[britishsquidward]

New Profile Picture!!

Them <3333

Because you can't tell me they wouldn't get along great, like that clip in the Behind the Scenes with the goldfish, Squidward loving Plankton's song in the musical, and all the other bits like how they interact in the pre-broadway during Plankton's song, this is literally "Grumpy miserable pessimist with a big heart that he pretends he doesn't have" being best friends with "Optimistic maniacal evil genius with a big heart that he pretends he doesn't have" and YOU CAN'T TELL ME THEY'RE NOT GREAT BECAUSE THEY ARE

...I love my Chum Squad AU

[britishsquidward]

haha bri'ish lol

Leave him and his tea alone

[britishsquidward]

((I think tumblr ate my ask))

Hey Plankton! How's Squidward as an employee?

Also have a good day both of you!

A-Alright, Plankton, I'm not saying anything!

[britishsquidward]

plankton, why are you cute??

Thanks for the ask, Anon. Hope you guys keep wanting to know abt this AU lol

[britishsquidward]

Prequel to Chum Squad (Krusty Krab BS).

Perhaps this is one of the reasons he finally left. Makes you wonder.

Well. Not really.

Krabs wanted to make the fireworks show a little more entertaining so people would buy more tickets. Unfortunately at Squidward's expense, that is.

Don't worry, he'll be fine, I promise

[britishsquidward]

Plankton, I come with urgent news. Squidward's rival, Squilliam Fancyson III is on his way to the Chum Bucket right this moment - and not for afternoon tea, I assure you. If you truly care about your new employee - and I know you do - now's the time to show it.

His plan is lemon-scented

(Chum Squad AU)