Feb 4, 2017
-- @msfinechina | from here
[A VERY STRONG TRIBUTE INDEED. LET’S PLACE HIM AT THE TOP OF The list for right now. Is it weird that she also groped Rome? Nah]
You know I cannot resist such a sweet face Mr. Italy.
[But first please document your current penis size along with how much you currently make on this form-]
[GASPS. Didn’t actually expect to score a date with a woman older than him]
You won’t regret it Ms. China, I’ll be the best date you’ve ever--
[Receives the document and makes a face]
Mio dio, I’ve never measured myself, do I have to—