#msfinechina

[napuleh]

Licks him

HE RECOILS

[marcelmayfair]

My Tumblr Crushes:

thefineartofbitchcraft

crazypsych0

pxrefoy

warosey

msfinechina

deamonassassin

deetziisms

dangerous-smoll

fissarsi

[a-ffettuoso-blog]

@msfinechina

Feliciano had spent all evening getting ready. Wearing a casual outfit ( nothing attracted the ladies like neatly pressed pants and a shirt) and making the finest dinner, he was ready when the doorbell rang. He was going to do this, he was going to woo her and he was going to be suave—

OH NO SHE’S GORGEOUS. 

“Ciao Ms. China...! Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes!” 

[askfemskorea-blog]

Who was your favorite president

[Also known as the Nelson Mandela of East Asia.] 

[a-ffettuoso-blog]

-- @msfinechina | from here

[A VERY STRONG TRIBUTE INDEED. LET’S PLACE HIM AT THE TOP OF The list for right now. Is it weird that she also groped Rome? Nah]

You know I cannot resist such a sweet face Mr. Italy.

[But first please document your current penis size along with how much you currently make on this form-]

[GASPS. Didn’t actually expect to score a date with a woman older than him]

You won’t regret it Ms. China, I’ll be the best date you’ve ever--

[Receives the document and makes a face]

Mio dio, I’ve never measured myself, do I have to—

[tiarnafrancach-archive-blog]

“Let me just say, -you are the most beautiful man/woman in this bar.”

Oh- wow, most beautiful man SLASH woman? Like, outta all th'men- AN’ all th'ladies? [high praise, he’s flattered]

I mean, don’ mean t'brag, but- I did wash up today. [he’s so proud of showering]