meet the family
chung trinity - eco has an embarrassing family, to say the least. characters belong to aoidimitri and tsunderelen as well as myself.
word count - ???
basically, crackfic.
"So, did you get laid yet?"
You nearly choke on a spoonful of cereal as those words fill the air - across the table, your older brother looks at you expectantly, blue eyes evenly matching yours as your little brother tugs your sleeve.
"Eco-nii, Eco-nii, what's getting laid?"
You lower your arm and gently pry your younger brother from your sleeve, looking down into his green eyes (but not before you shoot a glare across the table at Orion, who's obviously trying not to burst into laughter).
"You're too young for that," you tell Lance, patting his head gently, "you'll know when you're older."
"He's ten, Eco."
"He's still a kid!" you protest, and then go to examining your cereal like it's a scientific discovery. Stir the milk. Watch it turn pink. Your cereal is probably soggy now. But pink milk looks cool.
"Eco."
"Orion," you reply, poking at a piece of cereal and not moving your head up.
"Aoi and Len - they're your friends, right?"
"Yeah!"
"Just friends?"
You groan, dropping your spoon back into your cereal bowl. Lance has left the room - you hear his voice in the other room and you guess he's probably talking to Aoi and Len. But you're stuck in a more incriminating situation.
"Maybe. Maybe not."
"I know you're gay as hell, lil brother. I thought I raised you better than to just let some hot men slip by you."
"Orion!" you protest, face cherry red.
"It's a simple question," he replies, spreading out his hands as you look up.
"Did you fuck, or not?"
You mumble something incomprehensible and pour your cereal milk into the sink, staring wistfully at the pink milk. And it had looked so cute! You're about to give your brother the answer of 'no' when you hear your brother's voice from the other room.
"Aoi-nii, Len-nii, what's 'getting laid'? Eco-nii and Orion-nii won't tell me but Orion-nii says you and Eco-"
You drop your cereal bowl on the floor with a loud crash that fills the house and cuts off your brother. You're sure your face is an incriminating shade of red by now, and in the other room you hear your… partners, if you will, stumbling for words.
"Nothing!" you shout, stepping past your older brother (who's laughing himself to tears) to get to the broom closet. You should've never introduced them to your family! Broom in hand, you return to the kitchen to clean up the mess.
Aoi and Len follow you into the kitchen, as if trying to escape from Lance (who's presently latched himself onto Aoi's leg - he may be ten, but in size he looks about seven). Orion's eyes gaze over the two, and you shoot a glare in your brother's direction. They are not open for him to hit on, thank you very much.
"Oi, Aoi, Len-"
The two turn and you wince. Your brother has snagged them in his trap. You pretend to have not heard anything and busy yourself with sweeping up the shards of the cereal bowl.
"You guys with my brother?"
Spluttering noises from both of them fill the room - they've always been more open about each other than with you - and neither of them speak.
You decide that having your boyfriends 'meet the family' is quite possibly the worst idea you've ever had.
