Lawns... Yeah, I'm looking at you, Louis XIIV and Nicolas Fouquet... #chunts #lawnssuck #environmentaldisaster #growfoodnotlawns (at Norwood)

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Lawns... Yeah, I'm looking at you, Louis XIIV and Nicolas Fouquet... #chunts #lawnssuck #environmentaldisaster #growfoodnotlawns (at Norwood)
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conversations with my dad pt. 1
dad: what a cunt
me: cunts are delightful shut up
me: i've been trying to use chode instead
me: it's less misogynistic
dad: but some women have chodes tho
me: fuck
me: yeah
dad: there has to be some nonoffensive middle ground
me: ...
me: chunt
sarah: is that a chode that fits perfectly in a vagina
sarah: or a cunt that is perfectly fitted
sarah: it's gotta be flexible
It's gonna be a long night if he's singing ahaha #chunts #aha #toomuchdrinking #k #bye
I came up with this scenario while i was making food at 2:45 in the morning
*chunt with her ratchet friends on the first day of school* Chunt: OMG LYKE I HOPE THERES LIKE HALLA CYOOT GUYS AT THIS SCOO FOO!!! *girls all agree with the chunt* *me and you walking by and over hear them* Me(an overly gay gay guy): AY! THATS CUTE IF YOU THINK YOU'LL GET CUTE GUYS AT THIS SCHOOL(my school has no cute guys what so ever)!! Chunt: WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU FOO! Me: Ay, i aint no "foo", foo! Wid yo ratchet ass Chunt: DONT FUCK WID ME FOO! I GOT MAH HOME GURLZ AND MY BROTHER UP IN HERE!! Me: *hands bag to friend and looks at nails* girl only the weak travel in packs! *snaps galore* Chunt: WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT TO YOU THEN IF THE "WEAK" travel in packs?! Me: oh her? Shes just here for looks and glamor. Im the real show thoh *chunts walk away* Me: this is going to be a good school year
and its about time to leave.
this might just be the beginning.... of it all
trip to el salvador for 2weeks
and then UCR!
fuck bitches......get money.