Hey!! This my first time requesting so I hope I'm doing this right. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ May I request headcanons for Chuuya and PM!Dazai (separate) with a female s/o who has a death note, that’s basically Ryuk’s death note, and also an executive please! Have a good dayy :)
hello hello, i'm here to deliver! sorry if this is crappy, i have yet to watch death note so while i might have a general idea about the ins and outs of the notebook, i still don't know everything about it (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
warnings: fem!reader, fluff, CRACK, slight cursing, mentions of death
— CHŪYA
he's kinda scared ngl :")
also a lil bit turned on whaaat??
he really likes the power that you exude ykyk
you always look so confident, sauntering around the mafia headquarters in your heels, tight suit, death note neatly tucked in-between documents as you make your way towards your office
turning heads is your specialty
and that makes him kinda jelly sometimes asfsbdb
please reassure him that he's doing great 😭 (not just now, in general. he needs to know that he's the best boyfie you could hope for, even if he doesn't ask you to)
now onto how you work with your death note
he's quite wary of it ngl
poor bby is a lil anxious about it 🤧🤧
"why don't we do it the traditional way?"
"but it's no fun that wayy :<"
*sigh*
so he just had to get used to the cycle
"how's your schedule looking today, babe?"
"oh, you know: slaughtering that lot at nine, murdering the people who pissed me off today at ten"
"..."
yk the usual
he wasn't going to deny that it was useful, though
as soon as you knew the enemy's name, it was over from the start
please don't abuse that power tho, let them other executives win their bread lmao
oh and people know about your little trump card
so they usually try to stay on your good side
but it's so fun to fuck around with everybody lmao
"except q, please"
"OF COURSE, CHŪYA, I'M NOT THAT HEARTLESS"
"just checking"
at this point you could just march into mori's office and ask him to give up his post to you and he might just do it 😳
no one would bat an eye either pfft
— DAZAI
this sick fuck i swear
he fucking loves it
"can i use it as well, belladonna? :D"
"no❤"
":("
he deems it the most useful object in your arsenal
you two are quite honestly an intimidating pair
dazai, on one side, with his bandaged limbs, gun dangling aimlessly from his belt
you, on the other side, with your pen tucked neatly behind your ear, death note clad in your manicured hands
the hq hallways go silent when the two of you are walking around hand in hand
now, how about work time?
he always assists you when you sit down and start writing, while looking at the list mori handed you that day
he calls it "bonding time"
sometimes he even suggests adding more names just for the hell of it
"oi, don't push it"
although he's not always respectful when it comes to other people's stuff, he never touches it without your permission
mainly bc he knows he would end up overusing it and then writing his own name in the end out of shame
you sometimes feel like dazai is more fascinated by the notebook than by you
so you become pouty and irritated
"belladonna, i have an idea about how we can use the notebook for–"
"give me a break, dazai, next thing i know you're gonna be snuggling it on the couch" you sigh as you look at the damned object with indignation
he just stands there, a little bit perplexed, and then he proceeds to chuckle
"jealous, are we?" he whispers in your ear
"move or i'll thump you" you babble, feeling your cheeks getting warmer and warmer as he lingered so close to your face
he makes up to you with kisses and attention so it's fine ig
